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Carl Spackler

Carl Spackler Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Carl Spackler

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Total quotes: 4

“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!”

— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

Tagged: Cinderella Story, Miracle, Golf

“his crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the Masters champion.”

— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

Tagged: Cinderella Story, Miracle, Golf, Masters Tournament

“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

Tagged: Marijuana, stoned, Hybrid, Sinsemilla, Kentucky Bluegrass

“Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit—ever. They're like the Viet Cong—Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.”

— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

Tagged: gophers, Viet Cong, Varmints, Superior Firepower

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