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Al Czervik Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“I tell ya' this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies
“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat] Oh, it looks good on you, though.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Bad Taste, Oops, Flattery
“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Waitresses, Bad Meat, Horse Meat
“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Ageism
“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: prostitution
“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Segregation, Chinese, Jewish, Mistaken Identity
“With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies
“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Crass, Farting
“Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Getting Laid, Crass
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