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Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that’s who it is.
Mr. Pendanski: No, you.”
Philip Jennings: Who's he?
Martha Hanson: [after a sober pause] Well, he's you.
Philip Jennings: [Shocked, trying to regain his composure] I...
Martha Hanson: [On the verge of tears] They found the pen...Who are you?”
Cartman: Aw come on, Stan. Maybe that's because you look like a total choad.
Chef: Hello there, Children!
Cartman: Hey, Chef!
Chef: [after looking at Cartman who's dressed like a Klansman] Aah!
Cartman: Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh?”
ALF: [pops open the shutters in the kitchen after Raquel leaves] Boy, is she gullible! Everybody knows Buddy Holly runs a bait and tackle shop in Phoenix.”
Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie.
Willie Tanner: Where is he?
Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy?
Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be...
ALF: Hey. Willie.
Willie Tanner: ALF!
Willie Tanner: ALF!
Brian Tanner: ALF!
Lynn Tanner: ALF!
Kate Tanner: ALF!
Howard: I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy.
Marion: You didn't?
Howard: No, I didn't.
Marion: Then I must have married the wrong man.”
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