Quotes tagged ‘stoned’

“Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my body. Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow, Red, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“That kid's been stoned since the third grade.”

— Cameron Crowe, Desmond, David Price, imdb.com

“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Carl Spackler, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“She then can't contain herself when it's time to glue her eyebrows. Honestly, it does seem really funny when you think about it.”

— Joshua Moradel, buzzfeed.com

“Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?”

— Green Day, open.spotify.com

“Shouldn’t we handle this? I mean, you’re pretty stoned.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Jefferson 'Jax' Jackson, Franz Drameh, imdb.com

“Millie: You're high! Lindsay: How could you tell? Millie: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.”

— Judd Apatow, Millie Kentner, Sarah Hagan, imdb.com

“Nick: What do people do when they're not stoned? Ken: I dunno. Relate to one another?”

— Judd Apatow, Nick Andopolis, Jason Segel, imdb.com

“What's the difference between drunk drivers and stoned drivers? Drunk drivers run stop signs. Stoned drivers wait for them to turn green!”

— FleshPanda, reddit.com

“That was one thing you found out when you were stoned, or wasted, or feverish: that the world was always turning and that only a healthy mind could block out the sickening whirl of it.”

— Joe Hill, amazon.com