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|AKA:||Daniel Edward Aykroyd|
|Birthday:||July 1, 1952|
|Birthplace:||Ottawa, Ontario, Canada|
|Educated At:||Carleton University, Lisgar Collegiate Institute|
|Nationality:||Canadian American, Canada|
|Occupations:||Actor, Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter, Musician|
|Religion:||Roman Catholic, Spiritualism|
AKA: Daniel Edward Aykroyd
Birthday: July 1, 1952
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Educated At: Carleton University, Lisgar Collegiate Institute
Nationality: Canadian American, Canada
Occupations: Actor, Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter, Musician
Religion: Roman Catholic, Spiritualism
Spouse: Donna Dixon
Beldar Conehead: Uh-huh. And let me know when Elvis gets here.”
Beldar Conehead: Correct.
Otto: Why not?
Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”
Chet: You bastard! You bastard!
Roman: I think he's saying go faster.”
Chet: They're not worms, they're leeches.”
Prymatt Conehead: Ah, Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?
[Beldar and Prymatt laugh]”
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there's a sadness to your wisdom.”
Connie: [Confused] Flarndip?
Prymatt Conehead: A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone.
Beldar Conehead: [Overhears this and is irate] FLARNDIP?”
Chet: No, that was the truth.
Roman: Oh, that was a shot!
Chet: That...was a shot.
Roman: [to the bartender] Speaking of shots, set us up!”
Chet: That's OK, we're renting a pontoon boat.
Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?”
Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal.
Kate Craig: [in the shower] Yes?
Roman: How come Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and ours look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears? Why can't they connect with me?
Kate Craig: Well, maybe if you spent less time at work and more time with us, it would...
Roman: Put a cork in it honey, I'm on the phone!”
Roman: I think that just about does it.
Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat! [the chef raises his eyebrows] No problem. If I can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?”
Chet: Do you?
Roman: Yeah, and I knew that if I was ever to give you something, you figure there'd be strings attached.
Chet: Is that a fact?
Roman: Yeah, that's a fact. At our wedding, you were in the john, Kate and Connie's dad. You were talking. Do you happen to remember the substance of that conversation?
Chet: No I don't.
Roman: Well, I do, and it's one I'll never forget. I heard you say—and I quote—‘that Roman Craig is a crooked son of a bitch’. Next time you stab somebody in the back, Chester, you better check under the stalls for feet. You may think I'm made out of armor and nails, man, but when I get cut, it hurts. That cut me, and I hurt.
Chet: Roman, I'm really sorry. I had a lot to drink that night. I really don't remember saying that, but if you said I did, then I must have. I apologize to you both. It was a terrible thing to say.
Roman: Look, I don't hold grudges, and I don't have any hard feelings. To show you I'm the type of guy who can forgive and forget, well, I'd still like to offer you a piece of that investment.”
Chet: You've got an awful lot of nerve, Roman, a lot of nerve.
Roman: It's served me well, I'm the one with the Mercedes.
Chet: By the way, is it paid for?
Roman: Are you jealous? Chester!
Chet: Don't call me Chester! Call me that one more time and you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead!
Kate Craig: Oh yeah, that'll be the day!
Chet: Would you like one to match his?
Roman: [raising his fists] Hey, take it easy! You wanna go right now?
Buck Ripley: [breaking them apart] Dad, dad, dad. No one's denting anybody.
Roman: Thanks, Bucky.
Buck Ripley: Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!
Connie Ripley: Hey, don't talk to adults that way!
Buck Ripley: Why not?
Roman: Because it's rude.
Connie Ripley: Oh, blow it out your ass!”
Kate Craig: It touched me!
Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak!
Kate Craig: Not you! [Kate hits Roman on the arm] A thing.
Roman: What thing?
Chet: [Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights] What's going on?
Kate Craig: That thing!
[Points to a bat]
Roman: Oh, it's just a little sparrow.
Kate Craig: C'mon Roman, it's got ears!
Buck Ripley: Jesus!
[Everyone screams and runs out of the cabin]”