Kate Craig: Ahh! [Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom]

Roman: What?

Kate Craig: It touched me!

Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak!

Kate Craig: Not you! [Kate hits Roman on the arm] A thing.

Roman: What thing?

Chet: [Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights] What's going on?

Kate Craig: That thing!

[Points to a bat]

Roman: Oh, it's just a little sparrow.

Kate Craig: C'mon Roman, it's got ears!

Buck Ripley: Jesus!

[Everyone screams and runs out of the cabin]
Tagged: bat, Sparrow

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