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Chris Rock Quotes
AKA: | Chris Rock |
Birthday: | February 7, 1965 |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Film Director, Screenwriter, Actor |
Total quotes: 36
Chris Rock
BirthnameAKA: Chris Rock
Birthday: February 7, 1965
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Film Director, Screenwriter, Actor
Total quotes: 36
“Yeah, you wanna stay together. How do you stay together? You gotta fuck. It’s that simple. You gots to fuck. People are like, 'When we got together, it was so much fun, but then problems arose.' No they didn’t. Nothing arose.”
Tagged:
Relationships, Fucking
“Do you think 'Fat Albert' had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.”
Tagged:
Bill Cosby, fat albert
“We got a justice system for rich, for poor, for black, for white. We live in a country where two people can do the exact same crime in the exact same place at the exact same time and get a different sentence.”
Tagged:
Justice, Disparate Sentencing
“You would think….You would think the cops would occasionally shoot a white kid…just to make it look good. You would think that every couple of months they’d look at their dead nigga calendar and go…”
Tagged:
Police Shootings, Race
“I mean, honestly, I wanna live in a world…with real equality. I wanna live in a world…where an equal amount of white kids are shot every month. An equal world.”
Tagged:
Police Shootings, Equality
“Ain’t nothing gonna happen to Trump, man. Nothing’s gonna happen to Trump. Here’s the crazy thing. It might just work out. Trump might work out. Yeah, I said it—[laughing] Trump might work out.”
Tagged:
Donald Trump
“Yo, shit has changed. These girls fuck fast now. They fuck fast and they leave. They just get the fuck out yo house.”
Tagged:
Fucking, Young Women
“Banky: Uh, Chaka? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of Bluntman and Chronic. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer.
Chaka: Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte—De-Crackernated. OK, Fucky?
Banky: Actually, it's Banky.
Chaka: No, it is Fucky.”
Chaka: Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte—De-Crackernated. OK, Fucky?
Banky: Actually, it's Banky.
Chaka: No, it is Fucky.”
Tagged:
executive producer, Cracker
“I was addicted to porn. I know, billion-dollar industry. Just me. Right? I was addicted to porn. You know. And, you know. You know. I was 15 minutes late, everywhere. I got some witnesses. When you watch too much porn, you know what happens? Here’s what happens to you. You become, like, sexually autistic. You develop, like, sexual autism. You have a hard time with eye contact and… verbal cues. You want everything to be routine. Like, you can’t choke your woman every night. You gotta mix it up. Choke-out Thursdays.”
Tagged:
Porn, Sex Addiction
“We got the gun problems. This gun shit ain’t going nowhere, ok? It’s like, 'Gun control.' There ain’t never gonna be no gun control, OK? You talk about it too long and you will get shot. They will shoot yo ass, ok? That’s right. They never, ever changing the gun laws. Because Americans need the right to hunt. They need to hunt. It’s like, 'Really?” Hunting’s that fucking important? I mean… I’ve been hunting. I’ve been hunting. I used to hunt with my grandfather as a kid in South Carolina. Went hunting with my grandfather. Uh, I shot a rabbit. I cried. He called me a faggot.”
Tagged:
Gun Control, Hunting
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