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Chris McKenna Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“*Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool!”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 6: Rapture's Delight
Tagged: Meatball, Shock, Despair, Drop, Pool
“Hmm... 'Boil water.' What am I, a chemist?”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Finances With Wolves
Tagged: Cooking, Boil Water, Instructions, Chemist
“Steve: Dad! There you are!

Stan: Of-Of course I'm here. Wh-Where would I be? Alone? Touching myself?

Steve: Yeah, right. Only perverts and Democrats do that.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: A Smith in the Hand
Tagged: Alone, Touching Myself, Perverts, Democrats, masturbation
“So now I was a published writer, but my life had become boring, as boring as a bad metaphor. Or simile. Whatever, I'm not a writer.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Star Trek
Tagged: writer, Published, simile, Metaphor, Boring
“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!!”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 7: 100 A.D.
Tagged: legs, Wheelchair, upset, Mad
“ Isn't this the Hollywood Stock Exchange? You know, where you buy and sell celebrity stocks based on the ups and down of their careers?”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 3: Irregarding Steve
Tagged: Hollywood, Stock Exchange, celebrity, Socks, Careers
“And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 5: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
Tagged: plans, Weed, Busboy, favors, Trading
“Steve: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?

Stan: That's right. Or angels will kill you.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: A Smith in the Hand
Tagged: Sex, Sex Before Marriage, Angels, Death, Sin
“Just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator, doesn't mean you know how it works.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Tagged: Snow, Diss, Refrigerator, appliances, How it works
“Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 6: Rapture's Delight
Tagged: Religion, crazy, virgin, Wine, Genocide, Folk Music, Harry Potter
“Francine: Steve, your father got hurt in a very tender place. He's probably frustrated he can't go to work, or mow the lawn, or clean the gutters. Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters.

Steve: Hey, maybe until Dad get better, I can clean the gutters.

Francine: That's creepy, honey.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: A Smith in the Hand
Tagged: hurt, Frustrated, Mow The Lawn, Clean the gutters, Sex, Euphomism
“Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!

Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say 'Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!'

Roger: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: It's Good to be the Queen
Tagged: Revenge, Sex, Dress Up As a girl, therapy, Hate, plan
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