Quotes tagged ‘Instructions’

“You jerk off too much. And wash between your toes.”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Maz Siam, Old Hajj, imdb.com

“Did you just have sex with me because my mother told you to?”

— Philip Rosenthal, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com

“FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!”

— Peter Burns, Tim Hill, Chris Mitchell, Steve Fonti, Patrick Star, Bill Fagerbakke, imdb.com

“I didn't ask you to explain the problem to me, I asked you to fix it for me.”

— Ethan Drogin, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com

“Saul should have instructed you to treat me with more respect than that.”

— Alexander Cary, Majid Javadi, Shaun Toub, imdb.com

“Hmm... 'Boil water.' What am I, a chemist?”

— Seth MacFarlane, Chris McKenna, Dan Vebber, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Summer: You know you're kind of a dick, right? Rick's Computer: My function is to 'keep Summer safe', not 'keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff'. That's you, that's how you talk.”

— Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon, Dan Guterman, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com

“"Do you have a pen- I don't have a pen...Can you remember all my shit? Do you have a lipstick or something? A crayon?"”

— Dane Cook, genius.com

“This feeling has been impressed my heart by the instruction and example of the great man (Andrew Jackson) whom when I was a boy, I followed as a soldier.”

— Sam Houston, samhoustonmemorialmuseum.com

“Have your partner carry out your wishes. It could be a foot massage, brushing your hair, licking something sweet off of your favorite body parts, or providing with oral pleasure. Make sure to give them plenty of instructions and be firm.”

— Kat Richter, livluv.com