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Anonymous Quotes
Total quotes: 447
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Total quotes: 447
“The three day rule: It's a myth. If I had an awesome time with a girl I'll text her to make sure she got home safe. While I don't wanna seem to eager, if I like the girl enough I don't want to wait three days to talk to her.”
Tagged:
Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“One day you’ll look forward to waking up in the morning. I promise.”
Tagged:
Suicide Prevention, Hope
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.”
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.”
Tagged:
Lawyer Jokes, God
“Q: How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?
A: A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.”
A: A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.”
Tagged:
Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.”
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.”
Tagged:
Lawyer Jokes, Leech
“Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.”
A: From chasing parked ambulances.”
Tagged:
Lawyer Jokes, Ambulance Chasers
“Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one in a million chance of being human.”
A: They both have a one in a million chance of being human.”
Tagged:
Lawyer Jokes, Sperm
“Q: What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Good morning, Your Honor.”
A: Good morning, Your Honor.”
Tagged:
Lawyer Jokes
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