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Aline Brosh McKenna Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Ah, not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. It's like, leave it and forget it - not my mess!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: Why is Josh’s Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?
Tagged: Poop, Mess, public, Gross
“I always wanted a daughter. My kids are not daughters, they're terrible. I'll tell you about it later - or now.”
— Paula Proctor, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh’s Girlfriend is Really Cool!
Tagged: Daughter, kids, terrible
“Valencia: I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, which is not far because you eat bagels after 8 p.m.

Rebecca: Don't underestimate the joy of a midnight bagel!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh and I Work on a Case!
Tagged: Bagels, food, Midnight Snack, Trust
“This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair - because it makes me feel like a fierce animal!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: Why is Josh’s Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?
Tagged: pubic hair, Fierce, animal
“It's funny how those happy accidents can change the whole direction of your life. Although looking back, happy may be the wrong word.”
— Estella, Cruella
Tagged: Funny, Happy, accident
“Uh, it's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh Just Happens to Live Here!
Tagged: Sexy, getting ready, Song, Self Care
“A true friend is somebody who loves you no matter what. Even if your downward dog is horrible!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh’s Girlfriend is Really Cool!
Tagged: Friendship, true friend, Downward Dog
“I've decided to eat my feelings, and it turns out my feelings are pork rinds, whoopie pies, mac and cheese... Yeah, I'm going full-on Cathy cartoon.”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!
Tagged: Eat My Feelings, Feelings, food
“Rebecca: I'm sorry, I'm Jewish.

Darryl: Really?

Rebecca: Yeah, but it's okay.

Darryl: I honestly had no idea. That is a tiny nose - it's like a button!”
— Darryl Whitefeather, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh Just Happens to Live Here!
Tagged: Jewish, nose, stereotypes, Button, Cute
“Greg: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.

Rebecca: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Greg: Perfect.”
— Greg Serrano, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh Just Happens to Live Here!
Tagged: Type, Smart, Ignoring, Attractive
“I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel, like Jesus supposedly does sometimes.”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: Where is Josh's Friend?
Tagged: Destiny, jesus, wheel, Faith, Hope
“I wanna lock you in a basement, but in that basement you would also be my personal trainer. I want your abs! Break into your mom's house, collect your baby teeth and turn then into my new retainer. I want your smile! Cook your spit into a chowder, dry your sweat into a powder and do lines of you all through the night!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh’s Girlfriend is Really Cool!
Tagged: creepy, Wannabe, abs, Obsessed
“Rebecca: Well, if it isn't Mr. 'I can't come to your party, because I have a bunch of complicated reasons. I prob'ly have to buy more black clothing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.'

Greg: That's a long name I have. Polish?”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!
Tagged: party, excuses, Long Name, Complicated
“I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the witch in my own tale. Though I insist I'm a protagonist, it's clear that my soul is up for sale. I'm the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I'm the 'who' in the whodunit, when I go to Hell I'll run it as Satan's CFO!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh Is Going to Hawaii!
Tagged: villain, Soul, Bad Guy, satan
“Greg: Wait, so you left a job in New York to live near the beach? We're four hours from the beach - people say two, but those people are dumb.

Rebecca: Yeah, but it's such a great place. I mean, the motto is 'Live, Work, Play.'

Greg: We have a motto?”
— Greg Serrano, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh Just Happens to Live Here!
Tagged: beach, Moving Away, live, Work, play, Motto, dumb
“Valencia: I actually don't have a lot of girlfriends. The last time I had a solid crew was in high school, but then they all got jealous because I got these amazing boobs, and they were still trolls, and so they spread all these rumors that I, like, slept with the English teacher.

Rebecca: No!

Valencia: I know! Which is a total lie because we only did hand stuff!”
— Valencia Perez, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh’s Girlfriend is Really Cool!
Tagged: girlfriends, Jealousy, Sex, Lies, Hand Stuff
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