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|AKA:||Alan Reed, Alan Puñetas Reed|
|Birthday:||August 20, 1907|
|Birthplace:||New York City, New York, United States|
|Death:||June 14, 1977|
|Educated At:||Columbia University|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes, Lo Mato Tu Bieja|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor|
AKA: Alan Reed, Alan Puñetas Reed
Birthday: August 20, 1907
Birthplace: New York City, New York, United States
Death: June 14, 1977
Educated At: Columbia University
Manner of Death: Natural Causes, Lo Mato Tu Bieja
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor
Fred Flintstone: Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.”
Fred Flintstone: [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.”
Barney Rubble: I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home.
Fred Flintstone: It's that pesty gooney bird, he's back again! Why can't he fly back to Capistranorock or wherever else he belongs? What a thing to look forward to all summer!”
Barney Rubble: Sure, which one? 'Uncle Wiggly' or 'I Was a Teenage Brontosaurus'?”
Barney Rubble: Well Fred, you haven't returned my lawn mower and I don't feel that way about you.”
Desk Nurse: No, I'm Lady Godiva and this is a kissing booth.
Fred Flintstone: Where's Barney Rubble? I need to see him.
Desk Nurse: He's in Room 102. Who are you, fatso, a deceased relative or something?”
Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.
Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
Desk Nurse: [after they've passed] Wow, what a homely nurse.”
Barney Rubble: Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' flintstone.
Wilma Flintstone: What a beautiful name. Pebbles Flintstone.
Pebbles Flintstone: [Her first words ever] Yabba. Dabba. Goo.”
Betty Rubble: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.
Wilma Flintstone: [cut to Fred and Wilma] The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed-off runt happens to be my best friend.”
Fred Flintstone: Oh yeah, what about that thing I said about your mother last week?
Wilma Flintstone: My mother?
Fred Flintstone: I said, good riddance she lives 50 miles away.”
Pearl Slaghoople: What's the matter sonny, don't you like the breakfast I cooked for ya?
Fred Flintstone: I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?
Pearl Slaghoople: [gets in his face] Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered.
Fred Flintstone: Then let the doctor eat it!”
Fred Flintstone: Wilma, no, no, not in the head! [gets clobbered]
Wilma Flintstone: Try that while you're 'poor, sick' at home!
Betty Rubble: [mumbles something hard to understand, but definitely angry]
Barney Rubble: Betty, Betty, not with the bowling ball! [gets clobbered]”
Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat!
Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred!
Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party?
[Fred slams the hat over his head]”
Fred Flintstone: Alvin what?
Alvin: Alvin... thank you.
Fred Flintstone: No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy?
Alvin: She don't call him anything, she likes him!
Fred Flintstone: [getting irritated] Well, what does the name say on your mailbox?
Alvin: U.S. Mail.
Fred Flintstone: Say, isn't your father A.A. Carborundum?
Alvin: Yeah, so what?
Fred Flintstone: Well, do you know who I am?
Alvin: You mean you don't know that, either?
Fred Flintstone: Smart aleck kid.”
Fred Flintstone: Oh, that's a hot one!
Wilma Flintstone: What's that supposed to mean?
Fred Flintstone: [pointing his finger in her face] You are too smart to leave this cushy set up you have right now. Truth is, you like things just the way they are. You...
Fred Flintstone: [Wilma chomps down on his finger] YOWTCH! [to the audience] Now what brought that on?”
Mr. Rockhead: [Puts on the bird head of the costume that he, unknown to Fred, exchanged with the costumer] I got it right here.
Fred Flintstone: Sure, I talked to you, we were standing at the refreshment bar and I was saying... [suddenly realizes it was Mr. Rockhead he said all that bad stuff to] Oh boy, what I was saying...
Mr. Rockhead: I'll refresh your memory... Quote: Vice president of the morons section of the Knucklehead Club.
[Fred starts to 'feel small' as he continues]
Mr. Rockhead: Home having dinner before the 5-oclock whistle. Penny Pincher. Shorty. Birdbrain. You were gonna bump me right on the beak! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
Fred Flintstone: [in a high-pitched voice] Oh boy, me and my big mouth.”