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“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Miss Davis: That’s good...
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Mm-hum.”
Miss Davis: That’s good...
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Mm-hum.”
Tagged:
erection, Euphemisms
“Charlie Tweeder: Say I’m stupid and I’m about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob: That’s funny.
Charlie Tweeder: Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See, they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.”
Billy Bob: That’s funny.
Charlie Tweeder: Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See, they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.”
Tagged:
ow my balls, kick in the nuts