The Betches

26 Expert Celeb Dating Wisdoms From The Book 'I Had A Great Time And Other Lies'

Pour yourself a drink. Put some lipstick on and pull yourself together. 
Kirsten Corley
September 13, 2016
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”
— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Better alone than badly accompanied.”
— Candace Bushell, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”
— Joey Tribbiani, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“There is no such thing as a soul mate . . . and who would want there to be? I don’t want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul.”
— Rachel Cohn, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”
— Oscar Wilde, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“My mom always used to say, ‘You can’t say I love you before you can say I.’ And I think that sort of makes sense.”
— Mindy Kaling, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Power is being told you’re not loved and not being destroyed by it.”
— Madonna, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you.”
— Carmen Electra, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Guys don’t care what you do. A guy could be talking to two women at a party, and one is beautiful and just won the Nobel Prize in Literature, and the other is just slightly hotter and like, has a job interview at H& M in the morning. And 10 times out of 10, you know how that’s going to go.”
— Amy Schumer, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.”
— Maya Angelou, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“She who texts first loses.”
— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“If someone shows you who they really are, believe them.”
— Maya Angelou, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“It was once said that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul. That was before people had cell phones.”
— Blair Waldorf, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”
— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”
— Chelsea Handler, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Sex Advice, Dating
“When you really don’t like a guy, they’re all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they’re no longer interested.”
— Beyoncé, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“A rich man doesn’t need to tell you he’s rich.”
— Neil Strauss, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Wisdoms, Dating, Your Worth
“So, I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.”
— Kathryn Merteuil, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Facebook relationship statuses are for losers.”
— Anon, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Dating Wisdoms
“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”
— Elizabeth Taylor, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Getting Over it
“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
— Kelly Clarkson, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
— Joan Crawford, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Wisdoms, Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
— Albert Einstein, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
— Stephen Chbosky, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship
“You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.”
— John Steinbeck, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship