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If You Are Still Single In Your 20s, These Quotes Will Make You Feel Less Alone

Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.
Holly Riordan
May 1, 2017
“I can't wait till my kids ask me to help them with their homework and realize how stupid I am.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: kids, Children, School
“Being successful is cool, but have you ever decided not to make Macaroni and Cheese because it's too many steps?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Success, Lazy, food
“I always want to try a new hairstyle until I remember it's connected to the same face.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: hair, face, humor
“That moment when you're in a relationship and... I got nothin.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Relationships, Dating, Love
“That moment when you realize that hummus is only healthy when you don't eat it with an entire bag of pita chips.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Hummus, Health, food
“Being in love is cool but have you ever eaten your leftovers in the car before you got home?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Love, Leftovers, food
“Wake up: Today, anything is possible
10AM: Is it too early to eat lunch?
2-5PM: Checks Social Media obsessively
6PM: Tomorrow will be better”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: plans, schedule, Lazy
“I'm an optimist except when it comes to love, politics, government, relationships, environment and the future.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Optimism, Love, Politics, Future
“This is the part of the weekend where you start questioning every life choice you've ever made.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Questions, Midlife Crisis, Weekend
“Being in a relationship is cool and all but have you ever decided to hang out with your Mom instead of your friends?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: mother, Parents, Friends
“Can't wait to convince myself to go out tonight and then wish I was in a human blanket burrito on the couch the whole time.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: plans, Night Out, Regrets
“The best remedy to waking up early is two shots of Espresso and a new life.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: mornings, Coffee, Waking Up
“If I start working out now, I'll be ready for summer... 2018.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Summer, Working Out, Exercise
“Dating is cool and all but have you ever spent your Saturday night alone thinking about your wedding hashtag.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Single, wedding, Dating
“Being in a relationship is cool but have you ever looked in the mirror while you're crying?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Dating, Relationships, Crying
“Being in a relationship is cool but have you ever ordered food all weekend and not left the house?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: food, Relationships, Dating
“So much of being a grown up is making sure you know where a good public restroom is.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: bathrooms, adult, grown up
“Saturday night is the Universes way of figuring out who sucks.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Saturday, Weekends, Alone
“Whelp it's Friday, time to feel pressure to do something tonight and then disappointment when I don't.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Weekends, Disappointed, Friday
“I need a vacation from myself.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: vacation, Self-hatred, humor
“I'll have a Bean and cheese burrito with a side of alone and desperate.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Alone, Despair, food
“I'm a professional procrastinator.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: procrastination, Professional, Waiting
“If there's not an exclamation point in your text, I assume you're mad at me.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: texts, angry, Grammar
“I just want to be old enough to not give a f*ck.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Age, no fucks, old age
“Am I hungry because I hate myself, or do I hate myself because I'm hungry?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Hungry, food, Self-hatred
“You make me want to be a better person and I'm already awesome.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Better Person, Self-improvement, Awesome, H4D-11
“My life is like a reality show without the camera crew.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Reality TV, Shows, Television
“My issues have issues.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: issues, Problems, Troubles
“Sunday's are for Football and remembering how much you hate your job.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Football, Work, Sunday
“Rainy days are the perfect time to snuggle up and watch my life go down the drain.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Rain, Snuggling, Downhill