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If You Are Still Single In Your 20s, These Quotes Will Make You Feel Less Alone

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If You Are Still Single In Your 20s, These Quotes Will Make You Feel Less Alone

Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.

I'm not super attractive but I have a Netflix account, strong Wifi and love take out.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Attractive Neflix Wifi

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I'm an optimist except when it comes to love, politics, government, relationships, environment and the future.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Optimism Love Politics Future

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You seem like you're ready to settle, wanna date?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Settling Dating Relationships

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Whelp it's Friday, time to feel pressure to do something tonight and then disappointment when I don't.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Weekends Disappointed Friday

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Rainy days are the perfect time to snuggle up and watch my life go down the drain.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Rain Snuggling Downhill

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I just want to be old enough to not give a f*ck.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Age no fucks old age

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Sunday's are for Football and remembering how much you hate your job.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Football Work Sunday

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Can't wait to convince myself to go out tonight and then wish I was in a human blanket burrito on the couch the whole time.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

plans Night Out Regrets

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Take a breath and remember your Mom thinks you're the Sh*t.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

mother Parents compliments

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Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Dating Dinner food

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Cuddling is fun until you feel like your overheating and you're pretty sure you're in a loving headlock.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

cuddling Snuggling Overheated

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I like the way you check your phone while I'm talking to you, wanna date?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Dating Texting phones

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I can't believe I'm an adult.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

adult Adulting 20-Somethings

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I just want to make my Mom proud but I'd settle on making my Dog proud.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

proud mother Parents dog

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Falling in love is cool, but have you ever finished a whole pizza by yourself and then wondered what was for dessert?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Love Pizza dessert

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I like the way you ignore me, wanna date?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

hard to get Ignoring Dating

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You might not think I'm cute now but talk to me after 4 vodkas 2 plates of nachos and lack of a ride home.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Relationships Dating vodka

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Apparently, real life started and no one told me.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Real Life Reality Adulting

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My unborn kids are already embarrassed of me.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

kids Children embarrassed

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Has anyone seen my self respect?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Self-Respect Respect Self-Love

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I wouldn't date me.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Dating Relationships Self-hatred

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You should know by now that I don't know better.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Stupid dumb Mistakes

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How do I look? Lie to me.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Lies beauty looks

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I like advice as long as it agrees with what I was thinking.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Advice Opinions Thoughts

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My life is like a romantic comedy except I'm the best friend.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Romantic Comedies Movies Best friend

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My issues have issues.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

issues Problems Troubles

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My life is like a reality show without the camera crew.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Reality TV Shows Television

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You make me want to be a better person and I'm already awesome. — Josh Peck

You make me want to be a better person and I'm already awesome.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Better Person Self-improvement Awesome H4D-11

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Am I hungry because I hate myself, or do I hate myself because I'm hungry?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Hungry food Self-hatred

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If there's not an exclamation point in your text, I assume you're mad at me.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

texts angry Grammar

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I'm a professional procrastinator.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

procrastination Professional Waiting

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Being in a relationship is cool but have you ever ordered food all weekend and not left the house?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

food Relationships Dating

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I'll have a Bean and cheese burrito with a side of alone and desperate.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Alone Despair food

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I need a vacation from myself.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

vacation Self-hatred humor

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Saturday night is the Universes way of figuring out who sucks.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Saturday Weekends Alone

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So much of being a grown up is making sure you know where a good public restroom is.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

bathrooms adult grown up

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Dating is cool and all but have you ever spent your Saturday night alone thinking about your wedding hashtag.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Single wedding Dating

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If I start working out now, I'll be ready for summer... 2018.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Summer Working Out Exercise

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The best remedy to waking up early is two shots of Espresso and a new life.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

mornings Coffee Waking Up

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Being in a relationship is cool and all but have you ever decided to hang out with your Mom instead of your friends?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

mother Parents Friends

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This is the part of the weekend where you start questioning every life choice you've ever made.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Questions Midlife Crisis Weekend

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That moment when you realize that hummus is only healthy when you don't eat it with an entire bag of pita chips.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Hummus Health food

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Sunday is for Football and Family. And by that I mean, overeating and online shopping.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Weekends Sunday Shopping eating

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Wake up: Today, anything is possible
10AM: Is it too early to eat lunch?
2-5PM: Checks Social Media obsessively
6PM: Tomorrow will be better

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

plans schedule Lazy

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Being in love is cool but have you ever eaten your leftovers in the car before you got home?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Love Leftovers food

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That moment when you're in a relationship and... I got nothin.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Relationships Dating Love

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I always want to try a new hairstyle until I remember it's connected to the same face.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

hair face humor

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Being successful is cool, but have you ever decided not to make Macaroni and Cheese because it's too many steps?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Success Lazy food

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I can't wait till my kids ask me to help them with their homework and realize how stupid I am.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

kids Children School

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Being in a relationship is cool but have you ever looked in the mirror while you're crying?

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Dating Relationships Crying

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