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Scot: Boys shave their faces.

Eric McNally: Yeah.

Scot: Do they ever shave anyplace else?

Eric McNally: Such as?

Scot: The leg-ular region?

Eric McNally: The legu - Ow. No. No, Scot. No. Athletes. Only athletes.

Scot: You were an athlete.

Eric McNally: Yeah, which is why I can say don't do it. It grows back. Very painfully. You would not believe how much it itches. It's not funny.

— Eric McNally (Tom Cavanagh), Breakfast with Scot

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Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!

Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!

— Evan Baxter (Steve Carell), Evan Almighty

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Commercials have seriously lied to you about how easy shaving is.

— Jame Jackson, 18 Things Every Woman Knows To Be True

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Oh, you ought to spare your face the razor. Because no one’s gonna spare their time for you.

— Vampire Weekend, Obvious Bicycle

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Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

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Men are known to be slobs, so when they suddenly clean up their act, you can guess something’s afoot. Showering, shaving, changing into something more fitting, are all clues that tell you what’s coming. Even men who are generally well-groomed will make that extra effort, making it obvious!

— Fabida Abdulla, 10 Signs He Wants To Be Intimate With You | New Love Times

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Do you prefer if I shave, trim, or let it grow down there?

— Rebecca Mercy, 30 ‘Dirty Talk’ Questions To Seriously Turn up The Heat

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If you’re going to get naked, rocking a hair-free bod feels pretty good.

— Beth England, How to look (and feel) good naked in 7 days

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I personally don’t feel good unless I’ve removed the hair from my legs and underarms, and ahem tidied up 'down there.' Knowing that your legs feel smooth and touchable will really help you to relax as you won’t flinch each time your partner touches you.

— Natalie Roberts, 11 Ways To Look & Feel Great Naked!

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If you’re behind on your, er, landscaping, you definitely haven’t gotten any action in awhile.

— Charli Penn, 13 Signs Youre Not Having Enough Sex

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They don't take care of their hygiene. Be aware of your overall health and hygiene. If you know you're going on a hot date with your honey, shower, shave and lotion yourself up with your favorite body lotion. Be aware of any infections and take good care of your health.

— Julie Orlov, 5 HUGE Mistakes Women Don't Realize They Make During Sex

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Make him want to touch you! A smooth leg is an invitation to stroke, kiss and basically get intimate with you, so get the wax, razors and silky mitts out ladies and give him something gorgeous to feel.

— Scarlett Robinson, 15 Tips to Make Him Rock Hard and Want You More

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Using a razor in a warm and moist environment like a shower creates the perfect environment for bacteria to grow. If you happen to nick yourself, it opens up the door for infection. To reduce the risk of nicks and cuts, use a natural shaving lotion with no chemicals or fragrances and use a new blade each time you shave.

— Susan Patterson, Tips for Keeping Your Vulva and Vagina Healthy

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Removing pubic hair is a personal preference. It is recommended to always keep your pubic hair short and not remove it completely as the hair protects bacteria from entering the genitals.

— Pavitra Sampath, Expert tips to keep your vagina safe from infections

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Shaving each other can make you see your favorite body parts of your partner in a whole new light and even give you a deeper appreciation of each other. Shaving requires a lot of trust and you must also be comfortable enough with each other, especially if you are going to snip off those growing hairs in each other’s private parts. It’s a fun and sexy test of your relationship.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, Sexual Bucket List - 17 Fun Sex Ideas You HAVE to Try!

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No more leg shaving!

— Bethany Casey, 37 Underrated Reasons You Should Stay Single In Your 20s

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That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!

— Anna Breslaw, How Not to Go Down on a Girl

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— Eric McNally (Tom Cavanagh), Breakfast with Scot

Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!

Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!

— Evan Baxter (Steve Carell), Evan Almighty

Commercials have seriously lied to you about how easy shaving is.

— Jame Jackson, 18 Things Every Woman Knows To Be True

Oh, you ought to spare your face the razor. Because no one’s gonna spare their time for you.

— Vampire Weekend, Obvious Bicycle

Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

Men are known to be slobs, so when they suddenly clean up their act, you can guess something’s afoot. Showering, shaving, changing into something more fitting, are all clues that tell you what’s coming. Even men who are generally well-groomed will make that extra effort, making it obvious!

— Fabida Abdulla, 10 Signs He Wants To Be Intimate With You | New Love Times

Do you prefer if I shave, trim, or let it grow down there?

— Rebecca Mercy, 30 ‘Dirty Talk’ Questions To Seriously Turn up The Heat

If you’re going to get naked, rocking a hair-free bod feels pretty good.

— Beth England, How to look (and feel) good naked in 7 days

I personally don’t feel good unless I’ve removed the hair from my legs and underarms, and ahem tidied up 'down there.' Knowing that your legs feel smooth and touchable will really help you to relax as you won’t flinch each time your partner touches you.

— Natalie Roberts, 11 Ways To Look & Feel Great Naked!

If you’re behind on your, er, landscaping, you definitely haven’t gotten any action in awhile.

— Charli Penn, 13 Signs Youre Not Having Enough Sex

They don't take care of their hygiene. Be aware of your overall health and hygiene. If you know you're going on a hot date with your honey, shower, shave and lotion yourself up with your favorite body lotion. Be aware of any infections and take good care of your health.

— Julie Orlov, 5 HUGE Mistakes Women Don't Realize They Make During Sex

Make him want to touch you! A smooth leg is an invitation to stroke, kiss and basically get intimate with you, so get the wax, razors and silky mitts out ladies and give him something gorgeous to feel.

— Scarlett Robinson, 15 Tips to Make Him Rock Hard and Want You More

— Susan Patterson, Tips for Keeping Your Vulva and Vagina Healthy

Removing pubic hair is a personal preference. It is recommended to always keep your pubic hair short and not remove it completely as the hair protects bacteria from entering the genitals.

— Pavitra Sampath, Expert tips to keep your vagina safe from infections

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, Sexual Bucket List - 17 Fun Sex Ideas You HAVE to Try!

No more leg shaving!

— Bethany Casey, 37 Underrated Reasons You Should Stay Single In Your 20s

That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!

— Anna Breslaw, How Not to Go Down on a Girl