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Dr. Gregory House: Right. The simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on”
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.”
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.”
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.”
Shawn: Anything that points to criminal activity. You know... a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign. A red barrel labeled 'TNT.' An anvil. Anything.”
Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.
J.D.: ...You slut.”
"Um, let's see..."”
"Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?"”
I only exist
when you need
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