Quotes tagged ‘Irritated’

(22 total)

“You got two options in life, Victor. You can be lonely or irritated.”

— Melissa Scrivner-Love, Madison Clark, Kim Dickens, imdb.com

“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”

“The very things about you that he used to find cute, he now finds irritating.”

“Thing is, we could discuss it out loud in front of the gentlemen over there, or you could get off my case and make a pleasant farewell. That is to say, fuck off.”

— Ian McEwan, amazon.com

“Screw you, I’m hilarious.”

— Neal, amazon.com

“How are you not murdered every hour?”

— Andy Bernard, amazon.com

“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”

— Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

“I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.”

— Liz Lemon, amazon.com

“Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.”

— April Ludgate, amazon.com

“I declare everything you are saying is stupid.”

— April Ludgate, amazon.com

“Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn't possibly hate you.”

— Alyson Noël, amazon.com

“Settle something for me, Jonah. You like to have sex and you like to travel? Then you can fuck off.”

— Selina Meyer, amazon.com

“You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.”

— Unknown, someecards.com

“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs… Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground i…”

— Wanda, amazon.com

“Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.”

— Rhett Butler, amazon.com

“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”

— Euripides, en.wikiquote.org

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

— Winston Churchill, amazon.com

“Fuck this. Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won't ever happen.”

— David Leviathan, amazon.com

“A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off.”

— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com

“Maybe I shouldn’t and I should flip my middle finger up to the world. Hell, I should make all my fingers dance in a bouquet of fuck offs.”

— Tracy Krimmer, amazon.com