The Honeymooners
A bus driver and his sewer worker friend struggle to strike it rich while their wives look on with weary patience. One of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history.Genre: | Comedy |
Number Of Seasons: | 11 |
Network: | CBS |
Created By: | Jackie Gleason |
Status: | Ended |
User Score (votes): | 8.1 / 10 (33) |
Full production credits:
Editor
Anderson, Leonard
Communicator
Audrey Meadows
Cinematography
Cavelli, Daniel
Cinematography
Etra, Jack
Producer
Hurdle, Jack
Producer
Jackie Gleason
Costume design
Morrison, Peggy
Executive producer
Philbin, Jack
Producer
Poss, Stanley
Scenic artist
Richtaryk, Richard
Music director
Spear, Sammy
Writers:
Last updated: 2018-07-19
Characters in ‘The Honeymooners’
Quotes By Season
“Ralph: For the last time, Alice, I'm telling you, I'm going for the $99,000 question.
Alice: For the last time, Ralph, I'll be very happy if you win the 600 bucks.
Ralph: $600? Peanuts, peanuts! What am I gonna do with peanuts?
Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant.”
Alice: For the last time, Ralph, I'll be very happy if you win the 600 bucks.
Ralph: $600? Peanuts, peanuts! What am I gonna do with peanuts?
Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant.”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“Ralph Kramden: Now, you know I'm not that kind of a man. I'm not the kind that eats and runs.
Alice Kramden: Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!”
Alice Kramden: Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“[to Alice's mother; shouting] You—are a blabbermouth! A blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth! Out!”
Tagged:
Blabbermouth, Mother in Law
“Ralph: From here on in, we are deadly enemies. I don't want to see ya, I don't want to talk to ya, I don't want to have nothing to do with ya. If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side!
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Tagged:
enemies, Fat-Shaming
“Ralph: What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Tagged:
Fishing, Fat-Shaming
“Ralph: You're the type of person that would bend way over to pick up a penny on the sidewalk. I wouldn't.
Alice: You couldn't.”
Alice: You couldn't.”
Tagged:
Cheap, Fat-Shaming
“Ralph: [to Norton] Hey, what does 'icky' mean?
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Tagged:
icky
“Ralph Kramden: Nobody's one hundred percent, Alice.
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Tagged:
insults
“Ralph: Just remember, you can't put you arms around a memory.
Alice: I can't even put my arms around you.”
Alice: I can't even put my arms around you.”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming, Memories
“Ralph Kramden: Two thousand dollars, Alice! That's big, big, big! This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“Alice Kramden: Trixie hasn't had any sleep in three nights. If she doesn't get some rest soon, she's just gonna waste away to nothing.
Ralph Kramden: She didn't have any sleep in three nights? How about me? I haven't slept in three nights! She'll waste away? Don't you care if I waste away?
Alice Kramden: Yes, I care, Ralph! But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years.
Ralph Kramden: How would you like to waste away on the moon?”
Ralph Kramden: She didn't have any sleep in three nights? How about me? I haven't slept in three nights! She'll waste away? Don't you care if I waste away?
Alice Kramden: Yes, I care, Ralph! But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years.
Ralph Kramden: How would you like to waste away on the moon?”
Tagged:
Insomnia, Fat-Shaming
“Ed Norton: [Ralph tries to figure out what to leave Alice in his will] Look, as long as you're going, anyway, why don't you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she'll be left a millionaire!
Ralph: Why don't you shut up?”
Ralph: Why don't you shut up?”
Tagged:
Living Will, Fat-Shaming
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