“You know, it’s a funny thing about wills. Wills are very hard to talk about with parents. And you know, the kids, they’re very good businesspeople. They went to Wharton. They got all As. They were great students—great everything. We talk about deals. The big deal is, how much am I going to leave the…”— Donald Trump, amazon.com
“Ben: I just want to see my friend. Steve: Wait a second, I know that guy. Dave: You what? Ben: My dad died.”— Matthew Weiner, Steve Dallas, Owen Wilson, imdb.com
“Karl: To my son Ben, I leave my house, my business and the remainder of the estate. Ben: What? Terry: You've gotta be kidding me. Ben: I need some air. Terry: Was he even competent when he wrote this? Karl: Your father was quite lucid. Ben: I'm sorry, my suit was really itchy. I… Steve: So I'm not m…”— Matthew Weiner, Steve Dallas, Owen Wilson, imdb.com
“Ed Norton: [Ralph tries to figure out what to leave Alice in his will] Look, as long as you're going, anyway, why don't you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she'll be left a millionaire! Ralph: Why don't you shut up?”— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Ed Norton, Art Carney, imdb.com
“Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.”— Leslie Ray, David Steven Simon, Carlton Banks, Alfonso Ribeiro, amazon.com