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“[after listening to Cable's monologue] Well, [he looks at the viewer] that's just lazy writing.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Monologue, lazy writing
“[speaks in Spanish] Donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to 'I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker'.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: spanish, biblioteca, fucker, pumpkin-fucker
“[after the X-Force team was killed off accidentally in a series of mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Prick, Good News, Bad News
“[while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Ageism, Anti-White, Anti-Male, rape whistle
“Is it just me or does 'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman' from Frozen sound suspiciously like 'Papa, Can You Hear Me?' from Yentl? [singing] 'Papa, can you hear me?' [starts speaking again] And nobody fucking realizes it.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: frozen, Yentl, Fucking
“[narrating while executing Russian criminals] My world tour brought me home to this guy: Sergei Valishnikov, but we'll get to him in a moment. 'cause I know what you're thinking: 'I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.' But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [a guy on fire runs around screaming] Holy shit-pickles! That guy's on fire! That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: babysitter, high as fuck, The Lion King, Saw 7, Bambi, CGI
“[narrating after attempting suicide by blowing himself up] Fuck Wolverine. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Motherfucker, dick, r-rating, wolverine
“[post-credits scene: Sam and Steve Rogers are in a garage with the Winter Soldier, his metal arm tightly clamped in a vise and a forlorn look on his face]
Falcon: This woulda been a lot easier a week ago.

Captain America: If we call Tony…

Falcon: He wouldn't believe us.

Cap: Even if he did—

Falcon: Who knows if the accords will let him help?

Cap: We're on our own.

Falcon: Maybe not. I know a guy.”
— Falcon, Captain America: The Winter Soldier
“[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: monster, Daddy
“[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

Scott: Really?

Luis: Yeah.

Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]

Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!

Dave: That's witchcraft!

Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

Dave: That's wizardry!

Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?

Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder. [Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]

Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!

Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!”
— Kurt, Ant-Man
Tagged: Weird, freaky, Witchcraft, david copperfield, wizardry, Sorcery
“Scott: [approaching the ‘old Stark warehouse' he's supposed to burglarize] Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? [The 'warehouse' comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base] It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Hope: Scott, get out of there!

Hank: Abort! Abort now!

Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary
“[a training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends]
Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.

Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.

Hope: Paraponera clavata.

Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.

Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.

Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.

Scott: [with the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.

Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.”
— Hope van Dyne, Ant-Man
Tagged: Ants, entomology
“Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch.

Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face]

Hope: That's how you punch.

Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?”
— Hope van Dyne, Ant-Man
Tagged: Punching
“[after Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time]
Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?

Scott: Who said that?

[After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.

Hank: [Angry] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…”
— Hank Pym, Ant-Man
Tagged: Avengers, Tech, Iron Man
“[Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe]
Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty?

Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.

Luis: Wow. can you crack it?

Scott: Well here's the thing. It doesn't do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg did, right?

Luis: Yeah, it killed DiCaprio.

Dave: Killed everyone.

Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She survives to throw jewel in ocean.”
— Luis, Ant-Man
Tagged: Carbondale, Titanic, Leonardo DiCaprio
“[1989: Hank Pym storms S.H.I.E.L.D's board room in the Triskelion]
Hank Pym: Stark.

Howard Stark: [murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow.

Hank Pym: I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab.

Peggy Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is.

Hank Pym: That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.

Mitchell Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier?

Hank Pym: I'm a scientist.

Howard Stark: Then act like one, The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed, help us put it to good use.

Hank Pym: I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?

Mitchell Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym. [Pym takes a moment to control himself before he slams Carson's head into the desk]

Peggy Carter: [intervening] Easy, Hank!

Hank Pym: You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.

Howard Stark: [as Carson stares at him] Don't look at me. You said it.

Hank Pym: I formally tender my resignation.

Howard Stark: We won't accept it…formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.

Hank Pym: As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula. [Pym turns around and leaves calmly]

Mitchell Carson: We shouldn't let him leave the building.

Peggy Carter: You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?

Mitchell Carson: Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.

Howard Stark: He just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?”
— Hank Pym, Ant-Man
Tagged: Moscow, detour, Pym Particle, Kick Ass
“I'm still pissed about the bait and switch they pulled by telling me I'd be working on Chrome, then putting me on this god forsaken piece of shit on day one.”
— Morgan Knutson, The Truth About Google+
Tagged: Google+, Tech, Work Environment
“The show must go on.”
— P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Famous Sayings, Keep Going
“A man's station is only limited by his imagination.”
— Jenny Lind, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Imagination, Dream Big
“Comfort, the enemy of progress.”
— P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Progress, Comfort
“The world is changing, and I refuse to be a part of yours.”
— Phillip Carlyle, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Changes Over Time, Growth
“I wish for happiness like this forever.”
— Charity Barnum, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Happiness, wishes
“The noblest art is that of making others happy.”
— P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Bringing Happiness, Art
“Denarian Saal: Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal. For the record, I advised them against trusting you.

Peter Quill: [to Gamora] They got my dick message.

Denarian Saal: Prove me wrong!”
— Denarian Saal, Guardians of the Galaxy
Tagged: dick message
“When you’re careless with other people, you bring ruin upon yourself.”
— Jenny Lind, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: careless, Destroying Your Life
“When was the last time you smiled? Or had a good laugh? A real laugh.”
— P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Laughter, Happiness
“James Gordon Bennett: Tell me, Mr. Barnum, does it bother you that everything you're selling is fake?

P.T. Barnum: Do these smiles seem fake? It doesn't matter where they come from. The joy is real.”
— P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: Conman, Authenticity
“I'm a Christian too, but in these four walls, my bible is the employee code of conduct.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Working In Christianity
“Everyone's got an act.”
— Anne Wheeler, The Greatest Showman
Tagged: pretending, acts
“Do you want your child raised in a home with loaded handguns laying around? Or do you want your child raised by Glenn?”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Mannequin
Tagged: Who Should Raise Your Kids?

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