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AKA: | Randolph Severn Parker III, Trey Parker |
Birthday: | October 19, 1969 |
Birthplace: | Conifer, Colorado, United States |
Educated At: | Berklee College Of Music, University Of Colorado Boulder |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Actor, Animator, Writer, Producer, Director |
Total quotes: 106
Trey Parker
BirthnameAKA: Randolph Severn Parker III, Trey Parker
Birthday: October 19, 1969
Birthplace: Conifer, Colorado, United States
Educated At: Berklee College Of Music, University Of Colorado Boulder
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Animator, Writer, Producer, Director
Total quotes: 106
“Cartman: I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”
Tagged:
Pippi Longstocking, Crack Whore
“Mr. Garrison: And never let poontang come between you and your friend!
Chef: Damn right, Garrison!”
Chef: Damn right, Garrison!”
Tagged:
poontang, bros before hos
“Cartman: Aw...dude. You shot him in the dick.
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.”
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.”
Tagged:
Shot in the dick
“Sharon Marsh: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick?
Stan: [screaming] No! I have to get it out!”
Stan: [screaming] No! I have to get it out!”
Tagged:
Suicide Attempts, Delusion
“Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!”
Tagged:
Poverty, so poor jokes
“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”
Tagged:
weight loss, big-boned
“Stan: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut—
Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”
Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”
Tagged:
procrastination, Football
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