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Birthday: | July 1, 0000 |
Educated At: | South Park Elementary |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Pupil |
Religion: | Catholicism, Alfonosimo, Islam, Ateo |
Total quotes: 39
Eric Cartman
characterBirthday: July 1, 0000
Educated At: South Park Elementary
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Pupil
Religion: Catholicism, Alfonosimo, Islam, Ateo
Total quotes: 39
“Cartman: I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”
Tagged:
Pippi Longstocking, Crack Whore
“Cartman: Aw...dude. You shot him in the dick.
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.”
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.”
Tagged:
Shot in the dick
“Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!”
Tagged:
Poverty, so poor jokes
“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”
Tagged:
weight loss, big-boned
“Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass, too!
Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”
Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”
Tagged:
insults, Fat-Shaming
“Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.”
Tagged:
invitations, rectal insertion
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