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Zander Lehmann Quotes

Total quotes: 40
“Sometimes you want something so bad, you construct this fantasy that it's all going to work out. And it never does.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Animals
Tagged: Fantasy, Wishful Thinking, Disappointment
“At first I felt the same, but sometimes the best idea needs to be a bad idea.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Friends
Tagged: Ideas, Good Ideas, Persistence
“I think I’m dating a psychopath….Like, when we cook together, I am afraid that she's gonna pick up the knife and slit my throat.”
— Anthony, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Psychopath, Borderline Personality Disorder, Fear
“Tell her how it feels to be betrayed by the person you love most in the world.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 2: Phase 3
Tagged: Betrayal, Love, Heartache
“It must be hard to be intimate with someone that you don't feel really safe with.”
— Valerie Meyers, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Fear, Intimacy, Domestic Violence
“People will believe anything the computer tells them, even when it's a lie.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Gullibility, Lies, Fake News, computers
“Men don't want nice. They want bitchy and self-obsessed, and they want a challenge.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Nice, Bitchy, Narcissism, Self-Absorbed, What Men Want
“I give you a lot of freedom because I trust you to act like an adult. Please don't make me regret that.”
— Valerie Meyers, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Parents and Children, Giving Your Kids Freedom
“God knows I'm not perfect, but there is an imperfect somebody out there waiting for me.”
— Monica, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Fate, Perfect, imperfect
“They can sense the second you are fine without them and then they just swoop in and fuck everything up.”
— Jennifer, Casual, Season 2: Such Good Friends
Tagged: Exes
“You just can't help yourself, can you? You just have to fuck everyone for yourself.”
— Laura, Casual, Season 1: Dave
Tagged: Promiscuity, Fuck
“It's new and it's different and I'm trying to be okay with it, but sometimes I just want to call you and tell you everything and then I remember that I shouldn't.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 3: Ashes To Ashes
Tagged: Sad, Exes
“Have you ever hooked up with someone covered in tattoos?…It's a transformative experience. It's like fucking a museum.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Friends
Tagged: Tattoos, Sex, museum
“We live in a sick, youth-obsessed culture. Five-year-old vagina is the gold standard.”
— Zander Lehmann, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Youth, Youth-Obsessed Culture, Child pornography
“Last week she slashed two of my tires so I'd have to call her for a ride, and then we had sex in the parking lot.”
— Anthony, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Borderline Personality Disorder, Unhealthy Relationships
“You put on a bright smile, push that pain down nice and deep, and pretend to be pleasant.”
— Harris Danow, Zander Lehmann, Casual, Season 1: Bottles
Tagged: Phony, fake, Smile
“Thought I'd do the whole surf-bum thing, but it turns out I don't like surfers or bums.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Bottles
Tagged: Surfers, Bums
“I wanted something preserved and timeless like one of those stupid movies.”
— Laura, Casual, Season 2: The Great Unknown
Tagged: romance, Unrealistic Expectations, Movies
“Do you think our obsession with borders and national identity is holding us back from creating a global egalitarian society or are we, as animals in a world of scarce resources, simply destined for a life of tribal infighting?”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 3: Ashes To Ashes
Tagged: Borders, Nationalism, Egalitarian, Tribalism
“ When I first met you, I thought you were a tremendous narcissist who lucked into a life of unspeakable privilege.”
— Jennifer, Casual, Season 3: The Hermit & the Moon
Tagged: Narcissism, Privilege
“Just because you partner with someone doesn't mean you're going to be satisfied with them.”
— Jordan, Casual, Season 2: Such Good Friends
Tagged: Partnerships, Love, Disappointment, Incompatibility
“ It's like watching yourself go through life a second time, only this time you're just a voice, and you never know if anyone is ever listening to you.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: Things to Do in Burbank When You're Dead
“Um, have you ever spent the whole day in your bed just smokin’ pot and havin’ sex?”
— Jennifer, Casual, Season 2: Bicycle Thieves
Tagged: pot, Sex, laziness, Leisure
“Nothing makes me happy. I mean, I have moments where I'm not unhappy, but those are just—more and more rare.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: The Hermit & the Moon
Tagged: Sadness, Depression, Ennui, Happiness
“Families are founded on guilt.”
— Zander Lehmann, Casual, Season 1: Animals
Tagged: Family, Guilt, Dysfunctional Families
“Basically, dying alone is the ultimate indignity.”
— Kiel, Casual, Season 2: Bicycle Thieves
Tagged: Mortality, Loneliness, Death, Indignity
“Even in my dreams, I don't relate to people.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Dreams, antisocial
“Our Facebook profiles are gonna outlive us.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: Things to Do in Burbank When You're Dead
Tagged: Facebook, Longevity, Immortality
“I've just never slept with someone for their personality.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: shallow, Personality
“I would drink anything right now.”
— Leia, Casual, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: When You Really Need Alcohol, Drinking
“I am not gonna sleep with that guy, okay? He smells like college.”
— Valerie Meyers, Casual, Season 1: Pilot
“Think about it, every purchase you've ever made, every picture you've ever shared, your messages, your comments. All these facts that are etched in this thing, this network, and barring some catastrophic failure, they'll follow you I mean, follow us wherever we go, even after we die.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 3: Things to Do in Burbank When You're Dead
Tagged: Panopticon, Social Media, Privacy
“I'm fucking my self-esteem to new heights.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 2: The Magpie
Tagged: Self-Esteem, Fucking
“Unemployment is surprisingly expensive.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 2: The Great Unknown
Tagged: Unemployment, expensive
“Yeah, what kind of world do we live in where we kill the unwanted?”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Animals
Tagged: Euthanasiia, Abortion
“I left Portland five years ago. Too conservative.”
— Dawn, Casual, Season 1: ...
Tagged: Portland, Conservative, Irony
“Do you think Jesus was a narcissist?”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Dave
Tagged: jesus, Narcissism
“eHarmony's the benchmark. They fully monetized desperation.”
— Kiel, Casual, Season 2: Bicycle Thieves
Tagged: eHarmony, Dating sites, Desperation
“Some people just take. They take until there's nothing left.”
— Anthony, Casual, Season 2: The Magpie
Tagged: Narcissists, Dating, Givers, Takers
“As soon as the sun would go down, they'd unlock the doors, and people would come in, go out new faces every night. And I'd wake up to go to the bathroom, and there'd be some naked woman in the hall or two strangers fucking on the couch. After a while, I just couldn't do it, you know? So I waited for the sun to come up and the people to leave.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Bottles
Tagged: Swingers, Tinder, hookup culture
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