“That's a lot of eyeballs doing nothing.”— Andrew Stanton, Victoria Strouse, Bob Peterson, Marlin (voice), Albert Brooks, imdb.com
“You see rejection in everything, because you dislike yourself and live inside your head.”— Heather Havrilesky, thecut.com
“I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.”— Kobe Bryant, huffingtonpost.com
“Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don’t wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.”— Lena Dunham, Ray Ploshansky, Alex Karpovsky, imdb.com
“Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried. Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone. Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now. Bill: Is that before or after you shave?”— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com
“Any man who falls behind is left behind.”— Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, amazon.com
“Um, have you ever spent the whole day in your bed just smokin’ pot and havin’ sex?”— Zander Lehmann, Jennifer, Katie Aselton, imdb.com
“A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me, and I throw it all away. Uh-oh boy. Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment watching basketball games, eating Chinese take-out. Walking around with no underwear. Because I'm too lazy to do…”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I had a choice to be lazy or lean. If I hadn't changed, things probably would catch up with me."”— Jim Brown, successories.com
“I don’t get you. Who goes on vacation without a job? What do you need a break from getting up at eleven?”— Tom Leopold, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“People pray for cake...but when the almighty gives them eggs, oil, butter, batter, a pan & an oven they get frustrated & leave the kitchen.”— Wesley Snipes, twitter.com
“Eating junk food with your friends, watching TV while your brain turns to tapioca. This is what America's all about.”— Lizzie McGuire, imdb.com
“I'm a lazy writer. My idea of heaven is not writing. On the other hand, I'm obviously compulsive about it.”— Stephen Sondheim, en.wikiquote.org
“I’m very perfectionistic and very lazy, which is a terrible combination.”— Robert Stone (via QUOTEMADNESS), quotemadness.com
“If you trust in yourself... and believe in your dreams... and follow your star... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”— Terry Pratchett, amazon.com