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“Nothing makes me happy. I mean, I have moments where I'm not unhappy, but those are just—more and more rare.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: The Hermit & the Moon
Tagged: Sadness, Depression, Ennui, Happiness
“If anyone still wants to sleep with me, then they're just gonna have to settle, I guess.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: 99
Tagged: Pregnancy, Episiotomy
“I drive on a lunar schedule on account of my vampire blood.”
— Rachae Amber Thomas, Casual, Season 3: Firesale
Tagged: Vampire Blood
“I just think you're making my generation pay the price, and you look the other way, hoping that everything's going to be okay.”
— Laura, Casual, Season 3: Fresno
Tagged: Climate Change, Generation Gap
“I cheated on you because I wanted to be with someone that could just drag me down as far as I could go.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: 99
Tagged: Cheating, Self-Esteem
“She makes you cum in ways that you never thought possible. She performs Reiki that cures your migraines. She cries mid-story, and you think that you're the only one who's ever seen her tears. And then, like the sun, she sets on you, shines on someone else.”
— Casey, Casual, Season 3: Venus
Tagged: Reiki, Migraines, orgasm
“There are times in my life when sex plays a bigger role than it probably should, and when that happens, I scale back or abstain.”
— Jack Briggs, Casual, Season 3: Troubleshooting
Tagged: Sex, Abstinence, Sex Addiction
“It's like I'm just this overactive, hormonal baby capsule that hasn't had sex in 12 days.”
— Alyssa, Casual, Season 3: Troubleshooting
Tagged: Sex, hormones, Pregnancy
“I mean, calling something by a different name doesn't change what it is.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 3: Look At Me
Tagged: ephemeral, nomenclature
“We are creating mountains of electronic waste.”
— Tom, Casual, Season 3: The Table
Tagged: Digital Waste, Internet
“What is normal, anyway? Right? Whose standard are we using? I feel normal. Normal enough. I mean, 60 years ago, we gave 'abnormal' people shock therapy, and now we hold parades with them.”
— Liz Tigelaar, Casual, Season 3: The Table
Tagged: normal, abnormal, Shock Therapy
“Think about it, every purchase you've ever made, every picture you've ever shared, your messages, your comments. All these facts that are etched in this thing, this network, and barring some catastrophic failure, they'll follow you I mean, follow us wherever we go, even after we die.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 3: Things to Do in Burbank When You're Dead
Tagged: Panopticon, Social Media, Privacy
“You know how there's body dysmorphia, and people think they're way bigger or smaller than they are?…Well, it's like you have personality dysmorphia, and you think you're way less cool than you are.”
— Leia, Casual, Season 3: The Sprout
Tagged: Dysmorphia, Body Dysmorphia, Personality, cool
“I wanted something preserved and timeless like one of those stupid movies.”
— Laura, Casual, Season 2: The Great Unknown
Tagged: romance, Unrealistic Expectations, Movies
“You think you're this man of the world. This bastion of truth. But you're just a self-absorbed boy who wants what he can't have.”
— Sarah Finn, Casual, Season 2: Reunion
Tagged: Masculinity, Truth, Man-Child
“I just wish there was one movie that played it real. You know? Give me awkwardness, and vaginal agony, and the disposal of bloody sheets.”
— Laura, Casual, Season 2: Reunion
Tagged: Reality, Keeping It Real, Awkwardness
“To be fair, egg poaching is the highest level of difficulty in the egg-cooking hierarchy. There is scrambled, fried, hardboiled, soft-boiled…”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 2: The Lake
Tagged: eggs, Poached Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Fried Eggs, Hardboiled Eggs, Soft-boiled Eggs
“Um, have you ever spent the whole day in your bed just smokin’ pot and havin’ sex?”
— Jennifer, Casual, Season 2: Bicycle Thieves
Tagged: pot, Sex, laziness, Leisure
“Some people just take. They take until there's nothing left.”
— Anthony, Casual, Season 2: The Magpie
Tagged: Narcissists, Dating, Givers, Takers
“Basically, dying alone is the ultimate indignity.”
— Kiel, Casual, Season 2: Bicycle Thieves
Tagged: Mortality, Loneliness, Death, Indignity
“But you know that he can sustain a relationship about as long as he can probably hold a boombox over his head.”
— Jennifer, Casual, Season 2: Threesomes
Tagged: Relationships, Boombox
“They can sense the second you are fine without them and then they just swoop in and fuck everything up.”
— Jennifer, Casual, Season 2: Such Good Friends
Tagged: Exes
“I've just been I haven't been sleeping because I got these birds outside my window and they're going, 'Chirp, chirp, chirp,' constantly, and you know, is it wrong that I just want them to die?”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 2: Trivial Pursuit
Tagged: Birds, Frustration
“eHarmony's the benchmark. They fully monetized desperation.”
— Kiel, Casual, Season 2: Bicycle Thieves
Tagged: eHarmony, Dating sites, Desperation
“Do you think Jesus was a narcissist?”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Dave
Tagged: jesus, Narcissism
“You put on a bright smile, push that pain down nice and deep, and pretend to be pleasant.”
— Harris Danow, Zander Lehmann, Casual, Season 1: Bottles
Tagged: Phony, fake, Smile
“Well, sometimes even a blind pig finds a truffle.”
— Gary, Casual, Season 1: Mars
Tagged: Chance
“Well, a bat is longer and easier to swing, but I think we should go with a hammer, 'cause it's nearly impossible to block.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Home
Tagged: Revenge, Violence
“As soon as the sun would go down, they'd unlock the doors, and people would come in, go out new faces every night. And I'd wake up to go to the bathroom, and there'd be some naked woman in the hall or two strangers fucking on the couch. After a while, I just couldn't do it, you know? So I waited for the sun to come up and the people to leave.”
— Alex Cole, Casual, Season 1: Bottles
Tagged: Swingers, Tinder, hookup culture
“A sexually active woman is a powerful force. She exudes the scent.”
— Dawn, Casual, Season 1: Biden
Tagged: Sex, sexually active, Women, Power, Pheromones
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