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Zach Braff Quotes
|Birthday:||April 6, 1975|
|Birthplace:||South Orange, New Jersey, United States|
|Educated At:||Northwestern University|
|Political Parties:||Democratic Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Film Producer|
Birthday: April 6, 1975
Birthplace: South Orange, New Jersey, United States
Educated At: Northwestern University
Political Parties: Democratic Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Film Producer
J.D: For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.”
J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear, there's no shame in cry-maxing.”
J.D.: 'Enjoy' is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.”
J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle.”
Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.
J.D.: ...You slut.”
J.D.: Thanks, Lucy. I like to call it 'teacher-tainment.' ”
Dr. Cox: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.”
New Doctor: Hey! I'm Ron, I'm a new doctor here.
J.D.: Hey Ron, the "I don't care" ward's down there.”
J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.'
Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk!
J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stick with 'kufunninapuh'!”
Elliot: Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't do.”
[Turk and J.D. exchange guilty looks]
Turk: Fine. Honey, uh, J.D. and I were together during our honeymoon. He flew in and stayed in the bungalow by the pool.
J.D.: He forgot his favorite lotion! Was I supposed to let him get ashey?”
J.D.: OK, keep it together. It's "be a man" time. [out loud] No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I supposed to do with ten thousand "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards?!”