“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.' Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk! J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stic…”— Janae Bakken, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com