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|Birthday:||December 31, 1959|
|Birthplace:||Los Angeles, California, United States|
|Educated At:||Juilliard School|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter|
Birthday: December 31, 1959
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Educated At: Juilliard School
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter
Spouse: Joanne Whalley
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.”
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘... I drank what?’”
Chris Knight: How'd I do? I passed! But I failed! Yeah!
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.”
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?”
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.”
Chris Knight: You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.”
Jordan: Why? Are you ashamed of me?
Mitch: No, them.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.”
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.”
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?”
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.”
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!”
Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.”
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. 'Play for Blood,' remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.”
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.”
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
Kent: You did not.
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?”
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?”
Chris Knight: Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet?
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.
[Mitch starts to induce vomiting]
Chris Knight: Relax, it's just yogurt.”
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.”
Chris Knight: Hey, Kent...that's your car.
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.
Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!
[points to Mitch]
Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: ‘Rue the day?’ Who talks like that?”
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you—or, more to the point, to you—just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]”