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Topher Grace

Topher Grace

Birthname

Birthday July 12, 1978

Birthplace New York City, NY, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Eric Foreman

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God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 4: Bye-Bye Basement

breakfast Morning carnation Instant Diss

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Fez, tell us what happened. And, and don’t be afraid to use colorful words like sweaty, or fondle or forbidden. Go on.

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 5: You Shook Me

Don't Be Afraid Colorful Words sweaty fondle Forbidden

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Donna: I love you, Eric.

Eric: I love... cake.

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 2: I Love Cake

Love say I love you Cake

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Red: Eric, what did I tell you about calling your sister the devil?

Eric: That it's offensive to the devil?

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 3: Baby Fever

sister Siblings devil Offensive

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Jackie: No way, Fez I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity.

Eric: Wait, this isn’t like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 5: Whole Lotta Love

Sex lost virginity hamster lost

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Laurie: Oh, I like to date around.

Eric: [coughs] Slut!

Kitty: Bless you.

Eric: Thanks, Mom.

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 1: The Best Christmas Ever

Date Insult Parent Moments

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I'm not that drunk... I just can't walk or see... Man, that was a great party.

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 3: Hyde's Christmas Rager

Drunk Walk party see

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If you can see a future for yourself without me, and that doesn't, like, break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we're doing here and you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 3: The Promise Ring

Future heart breaking Relationship break ups

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Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man!

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 1: Punk Chick

Cool Guys New York Lou Reed

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You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on. That's right. Consequences, my friend. Yeah, consequences. Now my car's gone and Red's high as a kite.

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 2: Garage Sale

Mary Jane Personification Examples Consequences high

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Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.

Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?

Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!

— Eric Foreman (Topher Grace), That '70s Show, Season 1: Grandma's Dead

Death Old killed Grandma angry rake yard

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Related quotes to Topher Grace tagged Breakfast, Morning, Love

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

— Jules Winfield (Samuel L Jackson), Pulp Fiction

Hamburgers food breakfast Cheeseburgers

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Kitty: Here you go Red, Belgian waffles.

Eric: What's so Belgian about them?

Red: They crumbled at the hands of the Nazis.

— Red Forman (Kurtwood Smith), That '70s Show, Season 5: Misty Mountain Hop

belgian waffles breakfast crumbled Nazis

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It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit.

— Evan Lawson (Paulo Costanzo), Royal Pains, Season 1: TB or Not TB

Brunch Clothes breakfast Hungry Lunch Commitment Issues Meal

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Hey I had oatmeal for breakfast today like everyone's always telling me to, and guess what, it sucked.

— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com

healthy breakfast oatmeal

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Klinger: What's this morning's breakfast?

Trapper: Last night's dinner.

Klinger: Great, that was yesterday's lunch.

— Maxwell Klinger (Jamie Farr), MAS*H, Season 3: Aid Station

Dinner Lunch breakfast Monotony

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Webster: You remind me of my mother.

Katherine Calder-Young Papadapoli: I do? Oh, because I was making breakfast.

Webster: No, because you were ruining breakfast.

— Webster Long (Emmanuel Lewis), Webster, Season 1: Happy Un-Birthday

breakfast mother Sick Burns

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Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.

— Barry Robinson (Vocie) (Eddie Kaye Thomas), American Dad!, Season 2: With Friends Like Steve's

breakfast Orange Juice jesus Church

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What did the cannibal drink for breakfast?
Handshakes.

— leroytheboss, What did the cannibal drink for breakfast?

Cannibal breakfast

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Breakfast in bed.

— Carisa, The Top 76 Valentine's Day Date Ideas - The Dating Divas

valentine's day breakfast food

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Bart: Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold.

Homer: You know where my keys are?

Bart: No, I'm talking about your breakfast.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 1: Moaning Lisa

warmer colder Closer Missing keys breakfast

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Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast?
Because one is 'un ouef'

— unpresidentedfact, Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast?

french breakfast

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Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?

— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

Parks And Rec breakfast food eating humor

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Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

— Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Wisehouse Classics - Original 1865 Edition with the Complete Illustrations by Sir John Tenniel)

breakfast Dream

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Eating at least 40% of your breakfast calories as protein will decrease carb impulses and promote a negative fat balance.

— Timothy Ferriss, The 4 Hour Body: An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat Loss, Incredible Sex and Becoming Superhuman

Health Tips How To Eat Diet Tips Being Healthy breakfast

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