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Thad Castle Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: Finger, asses, Assholes
“I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: Threat, dick, choke
“Every time I put my enormous dick in this pocket pussy, I think of my dad!”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Pocket P***y
Tagged: pocket pussy, Dad, enormous dick
“Thad Castle: Come on, guys! We're going to play football! No teams!

Harmon Tedesco: Uh, I'm pretty sure you need two teams to play football, fellas, know what I'm sayin'?”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: The Drug Olympics
Tagged: Football, Teamwork
“Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: Assholes, Finger
“Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie!”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: It's Called Hazing, Look It Up!
Tagged: jockstrap, Cookie, Mocking
“Thad Castle: The teacher's become the master.

Harmon Tedesco: What?

Thad Castle: I said the teacher's become the blaster.

Harmon Tedesco: I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: The Drug Olympics
Tagged: Teacher, Master, blaster, Pretentious
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