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Terry Turner Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 4: Bye-Bye Basement
Tagged: breakfast, Morning, carnation, Instant, Diss
“Eric: I like you.

Donna: So... you're in like with me?”
— Donna Pinciotti, That '70s Show, Season 1: That Disco Episode
Tagged: like, Crush, Relationship
“Laurie: Oh, I like to date around.

Eric: [coughs] Slut!

Kitty: Bless you.

Eric: Thanks, Mom.”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 1: The Best Christmas Ever
Tagged: Date, Insult, Parent Moments
“Things at ballet class have taken a turn for the worse. Somehow, I've become one of the girls...a hairy, brown girl.”
— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 4: Bye-Bye Basement
Tagged: ballet class, Worse, Girls, Hairy
“Otto: Are you telling me you don't have a Social Security number?

Beldar Conehead: Correct.

Otto: Why not?

Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”
— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: social security number, illegal alien
“I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?”
— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 1: That '70s Pilot
Tagged: english, Language, breasts, tremendous
“Ronnie: Yeah, my grandfather's from the ‘Old Country.’

Connie: Oh really, which one?

Ronnie: I'm not sure. One of the big ones.”
— Connie Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: grandfather, Old Country
“A car is not a bedroom on wheels.”
— Kitty Forman, That '70s Show, Season 1: That '70s Pilot
Tagged: Car, bedroom, wheels
“If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.”
— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: Stench, True Love, Coneheads
“Connie: I think I'll have some Tang.

Prymatt Conehead: Ah, Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.

Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?

[Beldar and Prymatt laugh]”
— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: Tang, Moon Landing, Moon Landing Hoax, Moon
“Connie: How can it take so long to do a simple alignment on an American sedan with standard rack-and-pinion steering and MacPherson struts when your garage is equipped with the proper Borg-Warner digital hydraulic radiometer?

Ronnie: Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer.”
— Connie Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: rack-and-pinion steering, Borg-Warner, alignment, techspeak, Beer
“Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.

Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there's a sadness to your wisdom.”
— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: alien invasion, Sadness, Wisdom
“Prymatt Conehead: He was behaving like a flarndip?

Connie: [Confused] Flarndip?

Prymatt Conehead: A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone.

Beldar Conehead: [Overhears this and is irate] FLARNDIP?”
— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads
Tagged: Flarndip, Sexual Assault
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