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Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes

Total quotes: 22
“Nadia: You're a primitive man. 

Eli: I'm your primitive man.”
— Eli Cohen, The Spy, Limited Series: The Immigrant
Tagged: primitive, Love, Relationship
“Am I gonna waste my time here in jail? No, I'm gonna make an EDM track.”
— Ricky Sherman, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Making EDM Music In Jail, Things To Do While In Prison
“They have no idea what I did in Egypt. They think I'm just another immigrant.”
— Eli Cohen, The Spy, Limited Series: The Immigrant
Tagged: Egypt, immigrant, Thoughts, Judgement
“That's right, we're not goin' to jail because of what we did, we're goin' to jail because of who we are!”
— Abbie Hoffman, The Trial of the Chicago 7
Tagged: Jail, Identity
“Judge Julius Hoffman: What were you doing until 1960?

Abbie: Nothing. I believe it's called an American education.”
— Abbie Hoffman, The Trial of the Chicago 7
Tagged: Education, Diss, American
“I believe the inverse is true I, myself, am ashamed that I have a larger phallus than you.”
— Nira Cain-N’Degeocello, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Big Penis
“I do not want you to judge me for this, but there was a time when my partner, Naomi, took a porpoise lover. A dolphin that she met in Tulum. I found it very difficult being cuckolded by a dolphin.”
— Nira Cain-N’Degeocello, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Dolphins, Beastiality, Having Sex With Dolphins
“I have moments of doubt where I think the only thing I'm good for is bashing people on the head. And that maybe I'm mad with this dream of becoming a world-famous artist just by using my shit and cum.”
— Ricky Sherman, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Making Art Jokes, When You've Spent Most of Your Life In Prison But You're Actually An Artist
“Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.”
— Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: chipmunk, difference, Fear
“Eran: Have you ever been in a terrorist attack? 

Dan: No. 

Eran: I have been in 14, and I have started three. 

Dan: Wow.”
— Erran Morad, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Terrorism
“Reporter: How much is it worth to you? What's your price?

Abbie Hoffman: To call off the revolution?

Reporter: What's your price?

Abbie Hoffman: My life.”
— Abbie Hoffman, The Trial of the Chicago 7
Tagged: Life, Revolution, Price
“This is a political trial that was already decided for us. Ignoring that reality is just weird to me.”
— Abbie Hoffman, The Trial of the Chicago 7
Tagged: political, Trial, Reality
“Give me a moment, would you, friend? I've never been on trial for my thoughts before.”
— Abbie Hoffman, The Trial of the Chicago 7
Tagged: moment, Friend, Trial, Thoughts
“I was a healthy man, and Obamacare came in. I was forced to see a doctor. And suddenly, I had three diseases. Suddenly, I had, uh, diabetes one and two, I had obese legs, and I had chalky deposits.”
— Billy Wayne Ruddick, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Obamacare
“You must use your voice as a weapon.”
— Erran Morad, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 5
Tagged: SPEAK LOUD
“We have Malala sit on a flag and free-bleed. The interesting thing was, we noticed that when she free-bled on our nation's flag, the American flag started resembling the Chinese flag. And so we've started this menstrual flag program, and it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation, and it's proving to be popular.”
— Nira Cain-N’Degeocello, Who Is America?, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: China vs. America, Clinton Foundation Jokes, Free Bleeding, period
“We write each other letters and leave them in silly places.”
— Eli Cohen, The Spy, Limited Series: The Immigrant
Tagged: Letters, Love, Relationships
“Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants: to retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.

Ricky Bobby: That's dumb.

Jean Girard: Why is it dumb?

Ricky Bobby: Nah, that's dumb.”
— Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Gay Marriage, alternative currencies, dumb
“I love this country with all my might.”
— Eli Cohen, The Spy, Limited Series: The Immigrant
Tagged: Love, Patriotic, country, might
“I am the biggest patriot of my beloved country.”
— Eli Cohen, The Spy, Limited Series: The Immigrant
Tagged: Love, country, Patriot, Patriotic
“I will never get to live in a golden cage like Melania!”
— Tutar Sagdiyev, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Tagged: Cage, Sad, Melania
“Jean Girard: [has Ricky in an arm lock] I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say...'I... love... crepes.'

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.

Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good.

Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchie, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?

Jean Girard: I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby, but I am a man of my word.

Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini! [he tries unsuccessfully to get free]

Jean Girard: Whoa! Get down, you little pancake.

Ricky Bobby: Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here.

Jean Girard: But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, 'I love crepes.'

Cal Naughton, Jr.: You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.

Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah.

Jean Girard: Yes, they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them.

Ricky Bobby: Oh, my God, I love those.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Put any syrups you want on them. I'm just saying, think about it.

Ricky Bobby: They come with cheese sometimes?

Jean Girard: Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.

Ricky Bobby: Well, why didn't someone yell that right—right away?

Jean Girard: Do you know what's in the crepe suzette?

Ricky Bobby: Oh, I love the crepe suzette.

Jean Girard: With the sugar and lemon juice...

Ricky Bobby: Yeah, the sugar and the lemon juice. Sure.

Jean Girard: Grand Marnier.

Ricky Bobby: I wo—I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside.”
— Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Pancakes, crepes suzette, arm lock, Cheese, fromage, Harry Houdini
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