Quotes tagged ‘period’

“There are certain brands of pads, like Saathi, which are made from plant products and can be biodegradable and compostable. Not only are they better for the environment than traditional disposable pads, they are also better for your skin because there is no bleach.”

— Nina Braca, teenvogue.com

“I read online that you're very private and decline to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable. This is a two-parter. Is that true? And how old were you when you got your first period?”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com

“She tells me shit she doesn't tell anyone else. Dude, she tells me when she's on her period.”

— Lauren Herstik, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.”

— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“[after driving off the road] Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose. Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain. Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

— John Hughes, Ellen Griswold, Beverly D'Angelo, imdb.com

“Marnie: I was just thinking, I've been sexually irresponsible enough in my life thus far that I should have gotten pregnant by now and I never have. Like, I get my period at the same time, on the same day, of every monthly cycle, my entire life, like it's never strayed from that. Hannah: Then you're…”

— Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com

“We have Malala sit on a flag and free-bleed. The interesting thing was, we noticed that when she free-bled on our nation's flag, the American flag started resembling the Chinese flag. And so we've started this menstrual flag program, and it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation, and it's pr…”

— Sacha Baron Cohen, Nira Cain-N’Degeocello, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com

“Glenn Rhee: Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time. Dale Horvath: I'm gonna advise y…”

— David Leslie Johnson, Glenn Rhee, Steven Yeun, imdb.com

“[to Lois] Close your purse. I can see your tampons. And why do you need six? What happens to you?”

— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Steve Smith: All periods will now be called Steves. Girl: May I be excused? I'm having my Steve.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“Russian: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately? Villanelle: I had quite a heavy period last week, but other than that, I think I'm OK.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Villanelle, Jodie Comer, imdb.com

“Lindsay Weir: Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president. Harold Weir: It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here.”

— J. Elvis Weinstein, Lindsay Weir, Linda Cardellini, imdb.com

“I’m in charge! Attention, everyone! All menstruating women go home immediately.”

— Donald Glover, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com

“PMS jokes are funny. Period.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.”

— ProdigyOfKings, reddit.com

“October, crisp, misty, golden October, when the light is sweet and heavy.”

— Angela Carter, amazon.com

“If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.”

— Junia Bretas, westlosangelesbuddhisttemple.org

“And the end and the beginning were always there Before the beginning and after the end.”

— T. S. Eliot, amazon.com

“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”

— John Green, amazon.com

“You’ll have sex, even during period week.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com