Quotes tagged ‘Gay Marriage’

“Well, let me define this. I’m against gay marriage, but I’m for gay unions. But I don’t want any sexuality defined. If you have a union and designate someone, if you go to the hospital, your overseer, that’s fine with me. Gay marriage I don’t think is necessary because, under the law, if you legaliz…”

— , amazon.com

“Mr. Ratburn finally got the happy ending he deserves.”

— Christina Maxouris, cnn.com

“Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants: to retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use. Ricky Bobby: That's dumb. Jean Girard: Why is it dumb? Ricky Bobby: Nah, that's dumb.”

— Will Ferrell, Jean Girard, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com

“OK, here's my thing —if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like...now everyone gets manicures.”

— Kristen Newman, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“If aid is to be given on the basis that we accept the principle of gay marriages, then let that aid stay where it is. We don’t want it. It is rotten aid, filthy aid, and we won’t have anything to do with it.”

— Robert Mugabe, newnownext.com

“You know, we legalized gay marriage in the state of Washington at the same time we legalized pot, and it was a great reason to celebrate!”

— Eddie Vedder, rollingstone.com

“I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house...”

— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org

“Two years ago, Kim Davis denied David Ermold a marriage license because he was gay, despite it being legalized.Today, she had to watch as he signed up to run against her in the next election.”

— Cole Ledford, twitter.com

“It doesn’t have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it’s a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, ‘How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?" …I dunno. It’s your shitty kid. You fuckin’ tel…”

— Louis CK, tickld.com