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Moondog: Only four?
Captain Wack: Four deaths in over eight straight years of dolphin touring. It's a terrific record. Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily on five separate occasions but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicality I never quite understood.”
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!”
Stan: Dolphins don't live in igloos! That's Eskimos!
Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap.”
By giving them Endor-fins!”
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