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Rob Rosell Quotes

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“The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore. You sat on the sideline while these four titans battled it out. You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you.”
— Artemis, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Who Pooped the Bed?
Tagged: Outcast, Diss, Jealousy, Confrontation, Attention
“D: Demonstrate Value 
E: Engage Physically 
N: Nurture Dependence 
N: Neglect Emotionally 
I: Inspire Hope
S: Separate Entirely”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: strategy, Pick Up Women, Game Plan
“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: condom, Dongs, Oops, accident, Showing Off
“She's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight and she's just the greatest person I have ever met.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 6: San Diego
Tagged: sweet, Love
“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”
— Bob Day, New Girl, New Girl Season 6: San Diego
Tagged: Old Man Things, Old Man Jokes
“Frank: See, I would have gone in and bought a box of magnum condoms, thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.

Dennis: Right, that comes off a little bit desperate, Frank.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: condoms, Dong, Desperate
“You wanna talk about stress? You wanna talk about stress?! Okay! I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac--how 'bout that for stress?”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: Stress, company, Conspiracy, Stressed Out
“Dee: Those goddam North Koreans.

Dennis: They are some sneaky bastards.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
Tagged: Sneaky
“We set the building on fire, you just happened to catch on fire!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire
Tagged: Fire, Building, Burnt
“Glue is for huffing, dude!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person
Tagged: Glue, Huffing
“Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there?

Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
Tagged: Sassy, Pirate, private, mistake
“Im gonna take my bra off, blast my nips.”
— Artemis, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Who Pooped the Bed?
Tagged: Nips, Free The Nipple, bra, Women
“See you, Coach Dick and Balls.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: Diss, Sassy, coach, Instructor, Insult
“Dennis: You know what I'm concerned about? I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look.

Dee: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core.

Dennis: Oh absolutely. Jesus had like the best abs. He had the right idea. He knew no pain no gain.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: abs, jesus, lean, In Shape, muscles
“Mac: I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude.

Charlie: Oh my God, dude, relax. Dude, I forgot to put on deodorant, okay?

Mac: I have never once, never once seen you wear deodorant, Charlie, never once.

Charlie: Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
Tagged: Smells, Deodorant, Washing, testicles
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