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AKA: | Neil Simon |
Birthday: | July 4, 1927 |
Educated At: | University Of Denver, DeWitt Clinton High School, Tisch School Of The Arts, New York University, Martin Van Buren High Skool |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Playwright, Film Producer, Author, Lyricist, Screenwriter |
Religion: | Judaism |
Spouse: | Elaine Joyce |
Total quotes: 16
Neil Simon
BirthnameAKA: Neil Simon
Birthday: July 4, 1927
Educated At: University Of Denver, DeWitt Clinton High School, Tisch School Of The Arts, New York University, Martin Van Buren High Skool
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Playwright, Film Producer, Author, Lyricist, Screenwriter
Religion: Judaism
Spouse: Elaine Joyce
Total quotes: 16
“Oscar: Wait, is this all part of your master plan?
Gabby: What do you mean?
Oscar: We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?”
Gabby: What do you mean?
Oscar: We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?”
Tagged:
Divorce, master plan
“Chris Webber: Why is the little guy so troubled?
Dani: He's cranky, he needs a nap.”
Dani: He's cranky, he needs a nap.”
Tagged:
Nap, little guy
“Felix: What else did I do? Was I also brushing my teeth for hours because the battery was totally run down?
Oscar: Yes, yes you were.”
Oscar: Yes, yes you were.”
Tagged:
Brushing Teeth
“Emily: Oh, hey, Oscar, did I wake you?
Oscar: No, I'm always up at this hour to milk the cows, make sure Ma is warming the griddle.”
Oscar: No, I'm always up at this hour to milk the cows, make sure Ma is warming the griddle.”
Tagged:
farm living
“Gabby: Hey, Teddy, you look great.
Teddy: Tell Diane that, she keeps leaving gym memberships under my pillow. ”
Teddy: Tell Diane that, she keeps leaving gym memberships under my pillow. ”
Tagged:
gym memberships
“Oscar: Hey Gab, so where are we on the hugging situation?
Gabby: Well, since I want to murder you right now, the thought of touching you makes me sick.
Oscar: Wow it's like you never left.”
Gabby: Well, since I want to murder you right now, the thought of touching you makes me sick.
Oscar: Wow it's like you never left.”
Tagged:
Hugging
“Felix: Well today I take a stand for every boy that was limber and laughed at.
Emily: Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that?
Felix: It's just the way my body rests.”
Emily: Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that?
Felix: It's just the way my body rests.”
Tagged:
Effeminate, Ballet
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