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Felix Unger Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Felix: What else did I do? Was I also brushing my teeth for hours because the battery was totally run down?

Oscar: Yes, yes you were.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: Sleeping Dogs Lie
Tagged: Brushing Teeth
“Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug.


Felix: Okay, except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on The Waltons.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: The Unger Games
Tagged: cards, poker, The Waltons
“Murph, lift with your legs or you could literally burst your balls.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: The Unger Games
Tagged: Weightlifting, burst your balls
“Felix: You just wanted to beat me so you could feel superior. Well guess what sir, you have poked the dragon! And you would know what that means if you'd watched even one Game of Thrones with me. 


Oscar: I don't need to watch the show to know that it's bad to poke the dragon.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: The Unger Games
Tagged: poke the dragon, Game of Thrones
“Felix: Well today I take a stand for every boy that was limber and laughed at. 


Emily: Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that?


Felix: It's just the way my body rests.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: The Unger Games
Tagged: Effeminate, Ballet
“Felix: I was trying to be a good friend.

Oscar: If you were a good friend you would have been honest with me.

Felix: Fine, Paolo was a 28-year-old Brazilian gymnast with family money.

Oscar: Not that honest.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: Sleeping Dogs Lie
Tagged: good friend, Honesty, not that good
“Felix: Okay here's something. One plane ticket to Beijing. 

Oscar: Oh right, this one wanted to see China when we have a perfectly good Chinatown right here in New York. 

Gabby: Oh I'm sorry, this one wanted to expand her horizons. You won't even go to Chinatown. 

Oscar: They deliver.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: The Ghostwriter
Tagged: Chinatown, Beijing, New York
“Felix Unger: [Felix is apologizing to Randy's mother for Uncle Oscar's earlier behavior as a Big Brother] We weren't too well organized last week. All I can do is apologize. Mr Madison has certain primeval characteristics. But I promise you, no more pool halls, and no more unbalanced meals.

Mrs. Grainger: That didn't worry me.

Felix Unger: It didn't?

Mrs. Grainger: Well, a little at first, when Randy mentioned spitting, but after all, that's why I entered him into this program... A boy who lives alone with his mother needs a man's influence, and after a day with Uncle Oscar, Randy was all boy. Of course, there were a few things which had to be adjusted, like calling his grandmother 'a sweet old broad', but I can handle that.

Randy Grainger: [sheepishly] She straightened me out.”
— Felix Unger, The Odd Couple, Season 1: The Big Brothers
Tagged: Big Brother, primeval, SIngle Mother
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