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|AKA:||Marta Fran Kauffman|
|Birthday:||September 21, 1956|
|Birthplace:||Philadelphia, Panama, United States|
|Educated At:||Brandeis University|
|Nationality:||American, United States Of America|
|Occupations:||TV Producer, Writer, Television Director, Television Producer, Screenwriter|
AKA: Marta Fran Kauffman
Birthday: September 21, 1956
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Panama, United States
Educated At: Brandeis University
Nationality: American, United States Of America
Occupations: TV Producer, Writer, Television Director, Television Producer, Screenwriter
Clerk: Uh, Newports?
Frankie Bergstein: For 20 years?
Frankie: I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. It's an honest down, and since you are so up, there's a homeostatic balance.”
Frankie: I don't think I can. I mean, I could. I mean, I usually see where my body takes me in the moment.”
Sol: Wow, you're more Jewish than I am.
Robert: Well, we Catholics know our way around guilt, too.”
Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?'
Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?”
Frankie: They're round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch.
Grace: Well, I can do it.
Frankie: I rest my case.”
Babe: Oh. Really? Did you know in North Korea they use vodka as truth serum.
Grace: No they don't.
Babe: Then Dennis Rodman's a fucking liar.”
Ross: Chandler, isn't that the short story you were writing?
Rachel: Short story? And I'm in it? I want to read it!
Ross, Joey, Chandler: NO!
Joey: Why don't you read it to her?
Chandler: It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there... A lonely grey couch…‘OH LOOK!’ cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End.”