Quotes tagged ‘Amish’

“Well, look at that. You guys saved a marriage, and I got one of my Amish clients to draw a sexy chicken in the dirt. Sounds like we both had a pretty big day.”

— L.E. Correia, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster (voice), Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Ishmael: [after losing a game] Mr. Munson, you all right? Roy: [calmly] Ish, uh, what happened in there? Ishmael: Well, I don’t know. Um, I thought I played pretty good. Uh, he’s just a little better than me, that’s all. Roy: Pretty good, huh? 186. [loses his cool] Roy: You lost to a club player! Wh…”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Roy Munson, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“You wanna know something? I feel like a lot of people want me to lie and be like, 'I hated it. I went through so much. I don’t recommend it.' I don’t tell girls to go do it. But I’m not even gonna front: it really saved me. Before I was working in a strip club I was a cashier at Amish Market.”

— Cardi B, amazon.com

“Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence.”

— B.J. Novak,, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“You play like an Amish kid!”

— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com

“I cleaned up this nut bag's laptop. The guy was a torture porn connoisseur. The dude makes Rick James seem Amish...”

— Virgil Williams, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com