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Mark Steven Johnson Quotes
AKA: | Mark Johnson |
Birthday: | October 30, 1964 |
Birthplace: | Hastings, Minnesota, United States |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 46
Mark Steven Johnson
BirthnameAKA: Mark Johnson
Birthday: October 30, 1964
Birthplace: Hastings, Minnesota, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Total quotes: 46
“ [after Ariel kicks John out, and Max won't let him spend the night]
John Gustafson: I'm cold.
Max Goldman: [hands him some matches] Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.”
John Gustafson: I'm cold.
Max Goldman: [hands him some matches] Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.”
Tagged:
cold, cold-blooded
“Maria: I haven't been with a man for a long time
Max Goldman: Me, neither.”
Max Goldman: Me, neither.”
Tagged:
Sex, Abstinence
“If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.”
Tagged:
Nude Scene
“[to Mama Regatti in the produce section of the market] How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size cannelloni?”
Tagged:
Pickup Lines, cannelloni
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Tagged:
smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”
Tagged:
laying pipe, sexual escapades
“Weatherman: Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr!
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”
Tagged:
Cold Weather, fatass
“ [At Maria's restaurant in front of Ariel, Maria and Max]
John: Nobody slept with anybody.'
[Shows up in the background]
Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”
John: Nobody slept with anybody.'
[Shows up in the background]
Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”
Tagged:
Horny, dirty old man
“Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love?
John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
Tagged:
incel
“[singing] I just met a girl named Maria! And now I plainly see, she's not the bitch I thought she would be!”
Tagged:
West Side Story, Bitch
“[after Allie swallows a quarter]
Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
Melanie: Really?
Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
Melanie: Really?
Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Tagged:
relax, swallowing quarters
“Jacob: You're a child.
Max Goldman: Don't tell me, Jacob; it isn't me.
Jacob: Oh it never is. Uh huh, I'm sure John started every fight since 1940.
Max Goldman: ’38.”
Max Goldman: Don't tell me, Jacob; it isn't me.
Jacob: Oh it never is. Uh huh, I'm sure John started every fight since 1940.
Max Goldman: ’38.”
Tagged:
Fighting, Nitpicking
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