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John Gustafson Quotes
Total quotes: 6
John Gustafson
character
Total quotes: 6
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Tagged:
smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”
Tagged:
laying pipe, sexual escapades
“Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love?
John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
Tagged:
incel
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