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Laurie Gelman Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Roxie: Did you put in fresh batteries?

Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: House of Pi's
Tagged: Raunchy, Irreverent, joke, Womanhood
“Hilda: Sabrina, I do not want a birthday party, I do not want one on the beach, I do not want one with a sneach, I do not want one up in space, I do not want one any place!

Sabrina: A party in Whoville?”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock
Tagged: Rhyme, Dr. Suess, birthday, party, Whoville, Pop Culture
“Sabrina: Please, what do they have that I don't?

Miles: Ten feet of legs.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: The Whole Ball of Wax
Tagged: Supermodels, Insult, Sexist, Self-Confidence
“I hate doctors! They poke you, and ask if that hurts. Of course it hurts, you just poked me!”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock
Tagged: Relatable, doctor, medical, joke, Sassy
“Josh: It's funny how you two became best friends. Didn't she hate you at first?

Sabrina: Roxie hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Cloud Ten
Tagged: Friendship, Hate, Enemy, Frenemies, awkward
“So what are you looking forward to most about being a Mu Pi? Doing your toenails with the other girls, or highlighting each other's hair?”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: House of Pi's
Tagged: Sororities, Girly, College, Making Fun, Impersonation
“Roxie: This is journalism, you write the truth and let the chips fall where they may.

Sabrina: But what if the chips destroy somebody?

Roxie: I think I'm beginning to understand who Sabrina Spellman is. You can't handle the truth!

Sabrina: I can handle the truth. I just can't handle the guilt.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: House of Pi's
Tagged: Journalism, Truth, Guilt, Philosophical, Moral Dilemma
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