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Keith Heisler Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“*Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool!”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 6: Rapture's Delight
Tagged: Meatball, Shock, Despair, Drop, Pool
“I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and shoot you in your lying face.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 5: Stan's Night Out
Tagged: Meatloaf, Fight, lying, upset
“Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can both be excited about!

Jeff: A new plan... New Mexico!”
— Jeff Fischer (Voice), American Dad!, Season 7: 100 A.D.
Tagged: New, New plan, Mexico, New Mexico, Traveling, Excited
“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!!”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 7: 100 A.D.
Tagged: legs, Wheelchair, upset, Mad
“Steve: Wow, uncensored nudity! This game must be from Japan!

Toshi: Unlikely. Those are women, not underage schoolgirls.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 6: Home Adrone
Tagged: Uncensored, Nudity, Japan, Schoolgirls, stereotypes
“Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 6: My Morning Straitjacket
Tagged: Spoiler Alert, Sweet Potatoes, suck, Gross
“None of us get to choose our fathers, but we do get to choose our father figures. I chose my mother. That set me back a bit.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 3: Joint Custody
Tagged: Fathers, Father Figure, mother, Choice
“Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 6: Rapture's Delight
Tagged: Religion, crazy, virgin, Wine, Genocide, Folk Music, Harry Potter
“I wanted to be the mother of the first boy to whack it on the moon.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 9: Max Jets
Tagged: mother, Moon, Mastrubation, ambitions
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