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Karey Dornetto

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Karey Dornetto Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Karey Dornetto

Birthname

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter

Spouse: Jamie Babbit

Total quotes: 5

“Lucille: We'll pay them off. We'll call it an accrued cash dividend, but they don't get their money until sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.

Michael: So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?”

— Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 3: Development Arrested

Tagged: Embezzlement, Bribery

“Dina: Has anyone noticed anything out of the ordinary back here?

Amy: Well, it's Halloween, so everything's kind of out of the ordinary.”

— Amy Dubanowski, Superstore, Season 2: Halloween Theft

Tagged: Halloween

“Bridgette: I just wish I didn't have a pussy to grab.

Eliza: Well, maybe you need like a chastity belt. Like in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Bridgette: I pee too much.”

— Bridgette Bird, SMILF, Season 1: Deep-Dish Pizza & a Shot of Holy Water

Tagged: Grab Em by The Pussy, Donald Trump, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Frequent Urination

“I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, hey, man, boobs. It's very confusing.”

— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 2: Halloween Theft

Tagged: boobs

“I've made a huge tiny mistake.”

— Gob Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 3: The Cabin Show

Tagged: mistake, Huge, tiny, accident

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