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“What's so important that you're dragging me away from this miserable party?”
— Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 2: Meat the Veals
Tagged: Important, party, upset, Snappy, Miserable
“Can I say something to my client? Take to the sea!”
— Barry Zuckerkorn, Arrested Development, Season 4: It Gets Better
Tagged: Avoiding The Law, Running Away From Bad Behavior
“Lucille: We'll pay them off. We'll call it an accrued cash dividend, but they don't get their money until sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.

Michael: So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?”
— Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 3: Development Arrested
Tagged: Embezzlement, Bribery
“Sometimes, the truth can hurt a man more than the most brutally fashioned lie.”
— Maeby Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 5: Everyone Gets Atrophy
Tagged: Truth, Ways To Hurt People
“Michael: Oh, God, look at us. Crying like a couple of girls. 

Gob: Aw, you're the only one crying. ”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 2: The Righteous Brothers
Tagged: Crying Like Little Girls
“Lindsay: You invited the Veals? 

Michael: Only so that they'll disapprove of us.”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 2: Meat the Veals
Tagged: Pre-Engagement
“Why am I the only one that seems to get how much trouble this family is in?”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 1: Top Banana
“In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.”
— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes
“Tobias: I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather."

Sales clerk: Something that says, "Leather daddy?"”
— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes
“Tobias: Quick question though am I being panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else?

Casting director: The fire? It's a fire sale.

Tobias: Oh my god, we're having a fire.... sale. Oh the burning, it burns me. Evacuate all the school children.”
— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes
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