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Garrett McNeill

Garrett McNeill Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Garrett McNeill

character

Total quotes: 4

“Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue. Ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter.”

— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 1: Labor

Tagged: No Consensus

“I've taken four breaks today, so I guess we both got stuff to brag about.”

— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 1: Shoplifter

Tagged: Being Lazy At Work, Working, Hardly Working

“I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, hey, man, boobs. It's very confusing.”

— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 2: Halloween Theft

Tagged: boobs

“Yo, I don't like working here. Okay. But it's my job. I do the bare minimum, but I don't do less than that. And I'm not about to let a bunch of deal-hungry rubes trash our store and make me feel bad for Dina, which I did not think was possible. So I'ma get out there, and I'ma finish my shift. And yeah, I'ma cut corners, and I'ma phone it in, but it'll never be said that Garrett McNeill did not do just enough to not get fired.”

— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 2: Black Friday

Tagged: Doing The Bare Minimum, Lazy But Respectful Workers, Hardly Working

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