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Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer?

Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.

Neal: Alcohol?

Bill: Yeah.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs

Non-Alcoholic Beer Alcohol

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Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

breakfast Coffee cereal shaving Slacker slovenly Lazy

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Sam: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.

Neal: I'd kill to be that bored.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things

Boredom Making Out Jealousy

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Sam Weir: Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.

Neal Schweiber: Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: I'm With the Band

Librarian Playboy

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I don't need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Girlfriends and Boyfriends

Friends BFF

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Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know.

Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats

cool Uncool Nerds

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Cindy: Remember when I told you I had a crush on Todd?

Sam: Yeah.

Cindy: Well I don't.

Sam: Really?

Cindy: It's more like an obsession.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: We've Got Spirit

Crush Obsession

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Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?

Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

Prank Calls Arrested Telephone Prison

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Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried.

Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone.

Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now.

Bill: Is that before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door

dallas Overbearing Parents laziness

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Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?

Sam: No.

Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?

Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.

Harold: Right.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons

liars Jail Jail Murder

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Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats

Halloween Costumes Charlie Chaplin Adolf Hitler

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Sam: So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her.

Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded

Girlfriend Best friend Marriage Deception

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Mr. Weir: We are not robots and things do not need to change. I like how things are! I like eating the same things. You know why? Because those are the things I like! I like chicken. And I like pot roast. And, that's how I feel about you Jean.

Mrs. Weir: Oh please. You like me like you like a pot roast?

Mr. Weir: I love pot roast!

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

Pot Roast Robo0ts Change

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I don't even know how you even get ONE girl. How does anyone get TWO?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door

Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer?

Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.

Neal: Alcohol?

Bill: Yeah.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs

Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

Sam: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.

Neal: I'd kill to be that bored.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things

Sam Weir: Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.

Neal Schweiber: Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: I'm With the Band

I don't need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Girlfriends and Boyfriends

Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know.

Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats

Cindy: Remember when I told you I had a crush on Todd?

Sam: Yeah.

Cindy: Well I don't.

Sam: Really?

Cindy: It's more like an obsession.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: We've Got Spirit

Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?

Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried.

Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone.

Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now.

Bill: Is that before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door

Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?

Sam: No.

Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?

Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.

Harold: Right.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons

Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats

Sam: So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her.

Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

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