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|Birthday:||October 31, 1950|
|Birthplace:||Newmarket, Ontario, Canada|
|Death:||March 4, 1994|
|Educated At:||Neil McNeil High School, Centennial College, McMaster University|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes|
|Nationality:||Canada, México, Denmark, Culo|
|Occupations:||Film Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca|
Birthday: October 31, 1950
Birthplace: Newmarket, Ontario, Canada
Death: March 4, 1994
Educated At: Neil McNeil High School, Centennial College, McMaster University
Manner of Death: Natural Causes
Nationality: Canada, México, Denmark, Culo
Occupations: Film Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca
Sanka Coffie: Yeah! Sled god does it again!
Irv: Just shut up, Sanka.”
Irv: Oh, pardon me. I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush.”
Man: Yeah, so's a toilet!”
Derice Bannock: What's his problem?
Irv: He's Josef Grul. He's one of the best drivers in the world.
Yul Brenner: Yeah, he's one of the biggest ASSHOLES in the world, too.”
So when you go to bed tonight, and you hear a noise, whatever you do, don't look out the window...[Chet shouts while he tosses some of his alcoholic beverage into the fireplace causing a huge fireball shooting out of the chimney]...because there might be a bear!”
Registration Official: What country?
Irv: Uh... [clears throat] Jamaica.
Registration Official: [smiles] What country?
Registration Official: [stops smiling and enters the information] Huh, what do you know? A Jamaican bobsled team.”
Derice Bannock: I have to ask you a question.
Derice Bannock: But you don't have to answer if you don't want to. I mean, I want you to, but if you can't, I understand.
Irv: You wanna know why I cheated, right?
Derice Bannock: Yes, I do.
Irv: That's a fair question. It's quite simple, really. I had to win. You see, Derice, I'd made winning my whole life. And when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning, no matter what. You understand that?
Derice Bannock: No, I don't understand. You won two gold medals. You had it all.
Irv: Derice, a gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one.
Derice Bannock: Hey, coach... how will I know if I'm enough?
Irv: When you cross that finish line tomorrow, you'll know.”